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[pianississimo]

I suppose my knighthood must be honorary.

Which do you think ranks higher, a Sir or a Governor? No reason, just curious.

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[duelled]

Depends on if you're in the UK or the US.

[pianississimo]

What if the Sir is American and the Governor is Scottish?

Again, no reason.

[duelled]

That would be ironic!

[pianississimo]

I wonder if that was intentional.

[meerigold]

Be a Governor. Rule your town with an iron fist!!

[meerigold]

OVERTHROW THE KING!!!!!!

[pianississimo]

Well, that's unfeasible.

[meerigold]

That's a defeatist attitude. A sign of a weak leader. Maybe you're right after all.

What are you doing? Are you in LARP now?

[pianississimo]

I am certainly a weak leader. Hence my belief that the knighthood cannot possibly be earned.

I'm potentially attending prom.

[pianississimo]

I'd have to usurp the title.

[solveforx]

How's it feel to be in the queen's service, dude?

[pianississimo]

You tell me, milord.

[solveforx]

Being landed gentry is pretty sweet. I dig it.

I eagerly anticipate you showing up to prom in a full suit of armor.

[pianississimo]

Do you think that Ravi would lend me something from LARP?

[solveforx]

Um, absolutely. Heck, you could probably get him to make you something cool and ceremonial and paladinish.

[pianississimo]

What do lords wear?

[solveforx]

Fancy duds, to be sure. Laurel suggested a top hat and a cane. Donno if I can swing that many accessories, though.

[pianississimo]

hmmm.

[quinning]

As the highest-ranking member of royalty listed, I'd hazard to say it's in the Princess' service.

[solveforx]

When are you holding court, next, your majesty? And please don't say right as curfew lifts tomorrow morning.

[quinning]

We* will hold court after barre tomorrow, so that we* may acquire additional rest before our*** meeting.

* the royal 'we'
** the peasant 'we,' i.e. you
*** the collective 'our,' i.e. us

[solveforx]

Sweet, that's like, at least four extra winks I can sneak in. Thanks your ladyship.

[tyhawkeswood]

A princess? This count is moving up in the world...

[quinning]

Or is the Princess only using the Count as a means to achieve her latest political end? Stay tuned...

[tyhawkeswood]

Scandalous.

[quinning]

Such is the burden of royal life.

[tyhawkeswood]

I trust you and your intentions toward me, fair Princess Pear.

[quinning]

Ahh yes, the naïvety of the nobility. So malleable, so convenient.

[tyhawkeswood]

My heart's in your hands, majesty.

[shirtsoptional]

Huh. Can't guess why you'd be wondering that.

[Isaiah]

Good evening, Sir. I need to know your thoughts on two things:

1) Quidpong Championship

2) Shirtless Boys Running Season

[pianississimo]

I'm a very subtle man.

[Isaiah/Jacob]

1) i'll play of you want, but remember that I'm not in Coppertale for a reason, please.

2) It's a season I appreciate on a deep level.

[shirtsoptional]

In that case I may need a few more hints.

[Isaiah/Jacob]

1) That's okay. Just means you're better prepared to soothe my ego if we lose.

2) Will you be participating?

[pianississimo]

How do you feel about suits of armor?

[Isaiah/Jacob]

1) Fair enough.

2) I could be convinced if the reasoning was compelling.

[shirtsoptional]

[...] I'm into it.

[Isaiah/Jacob]

1) That was way easier than I expected. End of year starting to get to you? Just really enjoy getting trashed with me?

2) Okay. Reason #1: I'll be shirtless too.

Isaiah/Jacob

[pianississimo]

1) a little of column a, a lot of column b...

2) Hmmm...

Isaiah/Jacob

[shirtsoptional]

1) And he looks so innocent.

2) Not enough? Okay. Reason #2: I need more practice getting your shirt off, so you'd really be doing me a favour.

Re: Isaiah/Jacob

[pianississimo]

1) Blame Ravi. He dragged me to that first party and it's been down hill from there.

2) Oh. Well that is compelling.

Isaiah/Jacob

[shirtsoptional]

1) Another one who looks innocent. Should I blame him or thank him?

2) My powers of persuasion impress even myself.

Re: Isaiah/Jacob

[pianississimo]

1) Well, that's up to you. It depends on how much you like to see me drunk?

2) I'm not going to lie. The idea of you undressing me isn't a bad one.

Re: Isaiah/Jacob

[shirtsoptional]

1) Thinking less about seeing you drunk and more about getting shoved in kissing closet with you.

2) [...] Yeah, I can't find anything to complain about.

Re: Isaiah/Jacob

[pianississimo]

1) just like old times, huh?

2) Was that too much? I'm sorry.

Re: Isaiah/Jacob

[shirtsoptional]

[...]

No. Don't apologize. Definitely not too much.

Re: Isaiah/Jacob

[pianississimo]

All right. I retract the apology.