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[Warded to Isaiah]

I don't actually have to wear a melon-colored suit tonight, do I?

What color is melon even supposed to be?
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Are these damn things still broken?

Testing, testing.

[Warded to Isaiah]
Pretend I just wrote some deep, dark secret right here.
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I suppose my knighthood must be honorary.

Which do you think ranks higher, a Sir or a Governor? No reason, just curious.
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I must say, I've never been so grateful to be in neither Magizoology, nor Equestrian Club.

Sorry, Uncle Mordecai.
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[Warded to Casey]

What the fuck even happened?
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What the fuck is wrong with this school?

[Isaiah]

Sorry. I don't think

Fuck.


[Casey]

Are you supposed to get flowers for a dude you've made out with a couple times


[Diego, Ravi, & Addy]

[...]

Isaiah's mentioned being friends with you guys or maybe Addy is just stalking him, I'm not really sure and

You probably saw that stupid list and


okay, I just need to know if he's the kind of guy who would want one of those dumb flowers for Valentine's Day
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Not to be a wet blanket, but are we...entirely certain, under the circumstances, that a party at the Grotto is a good idea?

Or rather, it's probably never a good idea, but at least an acceptable one that has a decent chance of not resulting in somebody missing in the woods?


(If it is me that goes missing next as a result of asking this, I apologize deeply to my friends and kin for tempting fate.)
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I can mark jumping into a freezing lake off my list of requisite American experiences. Thank you, Gooseberry.

[Warded to Saira]

I failed to cast

It was really close, but

I don't even take Occlumency, so

Vic's a sophomore and even she

I need your help.
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Did anyone get their shit tossed outside Sunday night or does that only happen when Coppertale plays? Just checking.

Apparently it's Thanksgiving tomorrow. But it was also Thanksgiving last month? Time for some cultural immersion or something.