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[dumb_ass]

i don't even know what just happened

does anyone know where someone (me) can procure a large amount of chocolate and potentially alcohol? or pot coffee?

Comments

[bambae]

Why?

[dumb_ass]

Do I need a reason?

[bambae]

A large amount of chocolate suggests some things so I'm just assuming there's a reason

[...]

You cramping, buddy?

[dumb_ass]

The worst cramps in the history of cramps, dude.

Can you help a girl out or what?

[bambae]

Yeah I got you. You want Hershey kisses or Reece cups?

[dumb_ass]

Both. Half of each?

[bambae]

I'll make you a bag.

We doing a dead drop or you just wanna come over to coppertale? I'm over anonymity.

[dumb_ass]

You're beautiful.

I can just meet you there.

[bambae]

Thanks. I feel like I don't get told that enough, but that's just nice to hear.

K I got some other shit but I ain't gonna elaborate because I'm being discreet.

[dumb_ass]

Well that's a fucking travesty.

[...] Yes discreetly I'd love a cup of coffee.

[bambae]

I got you.

[datasstho]

Hey. Just because nobody knows who you are doesn't mean you can request pot on an open forum in front of prefects.

At least try to pretend we have some kind of authority, jeez.

[dumb_ass]

Prefects partake in drinking at the Grotto which I'm pretty sure is still illegal so.

And some have pot I'm su

[datasstho]

Not illegal illegal. It's just normal illegal.

[dumb_ass]

Solid logic.

[datasstho]

Feels solid to me.

[dumb_ass]

Hey I'm not questioning it. You do you.

[datasstho]

Yeah, you too.

But like discreetly. Pot has code names for a reason.

[dumb_ass]

Fixed it for you.

[datasstho]

[...]

I appreciate that but I'm not sure that's gonna get you what you want because that's not one of the very many code names [...]

Whatever. Thank you. I hope your cramps ease up, hun.

[dumb_ass]

Thanks, you're the sweetest.

[beahalfhearted]

Not to mention not too long ago someone openly posted about being high and smoking pot on the journals and it was totally okay.

[dumb_ass]

Right?

Like

this isn't new.

[beahalfhearted]

Not at all.

Well. If you need any more help with your cramps, come find me in Coppertale. I've got a whole kit and everything.

[dumb_ass]

Shit

Thanks, anonymous person. That's really sweet. I'll keep that in mind!

[beahalfhearted]

Ha! Me, sweet.

It's just giving you what you asked for. And you know where to find me.

[dumb_ass]

Well, you didn't have to tell me you have a whole cramp kit when you don't even know who I am.

And you did.

So I think that qualifies you as being sweet.

Ya'll Coppertales are very giving.

[beahalfhearted]

Fair point. There are people I would rather not have my cramp kit.

I hope you're not one of them, but it's too late now.

Sharing is caring is our motto, not Ribbonfins. Fun fact.

[dumb_ass]

You learn something new every day.

If I am in need *again* of some cramp-aids, I will find you.

I'll just start hanging around Coppertale every time this happens.

[meerigold]

Coppertale syncs up too so you can imagine the Hellscape if we don't have chocolate and cramp kits readied.

[datasstho]

If we allowed people to jump off bridges, would you support jumping off bridges?

We do not live on our journals at all hours. We do not all agree on what's passable and what's not. We are individuals. Think for yourself. Be discreet.

[beahalfhearted]

Depends on who's doing the jumping, honestly.

You don't have to justify anything to me. I'm just saying.

[datasstho]

I'm not justifying, I'm explaining.

We're all collectively in charge of you. It's difficult to encourage people to be themselves and find their own paths when their paths reflect directly on us. So we encourage you to do what you need to, so long as we don't see evidence of it.

[beahalfhearted]

Right right.

And for the right people, evidence can be ignored. Important life lessons here at Gooseberry.

[datasstho]

Your perception is not reality and your narrative is bias, dude.

roz go to bed

[dumb_ass]

Isn't everyone's?

IM TRYING

[datasstho]

Yes. But not all bias narratives support this victim complex. The prefects aren't out to get anyone. If anybody is caught doing illegal substances that will fall back on prefects and who had knowledge of it. If you are caught with contraband, that falls back on the prefects that should've caught it. Prefects are forced to make compromises on things no other system of authority would in an attempt to please everybody and people still create a mindless victim complex.

You're as inconvenient for us as we are for you.

CONTINUING TO RESPOND IS NOT TRYING

[dumb_ass]

But everyone knows some prefects take it easy on some and harsher on others. Or that two different Prefects wouldn't treat a single person the same way, because people are people and have different experiences and etc.

And what I meant to say about perception and reality etc is that each person's perception is their reality.

OH MY GOD STOP TAGGING ME FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES

[datasstho]

Some prefects are harsher than others. Some people are repeat offenders or remorseless. Some prefects don't along with specific people and let that effect what they do. And some prefects shirk their responsibilities and always look the other way instead.

I'm not in control of any of that and I don't try to contribute to any of that. I'm just saying you can't ask for pot so blatantly public dude.

Sure. Perception is their reality but some people can acknowledge that every situation has multiple factors from every angle and different perceptions of any given event exists. And some perceptions are just plain wrong, no matter whose reality it is.

[cheerpowers]

I do not have alcohol, but I DO have so much chocolate. Like. A lot.

-Vee

[dumb_ass]

Vee, you're wonderful.

I've somehow made everyone think I'm a girl because I joked about

I might hit you up on that tomorrow.

[cheerpowers]

Nah, just chocolate obsessed? :)

That's fine! Whatever you need. It's not going anywhere [...] unless Clem eats it.

(Also btw, I'm not sure this sounds like cramps. It sounds like you're having a bad night. So I hope you feel better whatever you decide to do!)

[dumb_ass]

(I'll tell you tomorrow about that too)

[cheerpowers]

(Okay! I will keep my chocolate ready)