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[neattrick]

WARDED TO LEVI KRAMER

Do you want to play as a starting chaser for the Hogwarts game?

WARDED TO JEFFY KEY

Hey Jeffy. If I ask you a loaded question will you promise to tell me your 100% honest feelings on it?

WARDED TO ULYSSES QUAYLE

10 minute ceasefire.
I have a question

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Clem & Ulysses

[ulixes]

... what the hell You rang?

Clem & Ulysses

[neattrick]

do you know anything about mr elmasry vis a vis the Forest shit

Clem & Ulysses

[ulixes]

Uh, no. [ ... ] No more than any one else, I mean.

[ ... ] Why do you want to know?

Clem & Ulysses

[neattrick]

Cause Addy found a creepy-ass shrine to him in a tree on the island and you're the school expert on being sad in the forest

Clem & Ulysses

[ulixes]

What the fuck?

Clem & Ulysses

[neattrick]

at which part

Clem & Ulysses

[ulixes]

Everything! Merlin's fucking beard, Tiny, I why the hell are you like this

Well, for starters, I wasn't "sad in the forest." Wasn't anything in the forest, except walking. Where the hell would you get an idea like that, anyhow? [ ... ] Actually, forget I asked. I'm fairly certain I don't even want to know. Most people don't I don't usually talk about what

Tell me more about this shrine.

Clem & Ulysses

[neattrick]

i don't know. You've never just gotten weird-sad out there? I figured that's what happened when you got lost

It was real weird. Did you hear that someone cut all the pictures of him out of the old yearbooks? it was like, all the yearbook photos put up in the hollow of a tree trunk. Way out in the middle of the island

Clem & Ulysses

[ulixes]

Well, sure, but I That's not I don't get I

[ ... ] Yeah. Yeah, I heard about that. A couple months back, wasn't it? Shit.

There been any other trips out to the island this year? Thought yours was the first.

Clem & Ulysses

[neattrick]

i think the seniors got stuck out there during the storm last semester. and remember when someone said they saw someone out there and the staff went to investigate?

Clem & Ulysses

[ulixes]

Sorta. One of the sophomores almost got stranded or something, ain't that right? Or... someone thought they did. Bunch of folks went out to investigate, I remember that much. Guess there's a chance one of them set up that tree.

Don't put much down to pranks these days, though. If I'm real honest.

Clem & Ulysses

[neattrick]

Yeah there was nobody actually out there when they went to check though

me either. Shit's creepy.

You should go ask Elmasry about it

Levi & Clem

[gdilevi]

UH YES??!!?!???!???? Which testicle do I have to give up? I'm awfully fond of the right one.

Levi & Clem

[neattrick]

Zoey volunteered to sit the game out. We weren't going to tell you but I thought we were going to have an extra week or two and I want to get our practice schedule worked out with the right starting line up.

Levi & Clem

[gdilevi]

Why??? WEREN'T GOING TO TELL ME???

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

PUT ME ON, CAP'N!! I'M SUFFICIENTLY HYDRATED!!

Levi & Clem

[neattrick]

I think she was just concerned you were going to think it was a pity thing or something but I realize that was deeply stupid in retrospect

Levi & Clem

[gdilevi]

Oh, I definitely thought it was a pity thing but I don't give a shit! PITY ME!!! LET ME PLAY!!!!

Levi & Clem

[neattrick]

it's gonna be great.

okay now i gotta go back to not talking to you until we win the ebonhide/azurcrest match

Levi & Clem

[gdilevi]

Guess we're never speaking again then!

Levi & Clem

[neattrick]

punk

Clem

[racingstripe]

I will 100% TRY???

Jeffy/Clem

[neattrick]

you know what. neverm

Before the Ribbonfin/Coppertale game, Zoey offered to sit out the Hogwarts game so Levi would get to play for the talent scouts. She told me after they lost that she was still fine sitting out, but she seems really bummed out about it. So the starting line up is going to be me, Levi, and you, unless you want to sit out and let Zoey play.

This isn't like, a trap question where i'm like "you can say whatever you want but clearly I want you to say this one thing". You're a really talented player and Zoey doesn't want to go pro. I wouldn't do it if I were you. But I know you're a really different person than me, too. So. I'm gonna leave it up to you. Whatever you want to do.

Jeffy/Clem - all random thoughts, no actual conclusion

[racingstripe]

OH. Okay. Um. Huh.

I MEAN, they ARE both seniors and I would TOTALLY get it if they wanted to play ONE last big game before they leave??

BUT I also want to play with you guys because we're really good at trust falls and catches and naps and we've been working REALLY hard together. I REALLY LIKE playing with you guys because it's a different team that I don't usually get to play with and I learn SO MUCH from you guys??

I AM on a couple OTHER teams though so I'm always playing SOMETHING. And like I don't care if I get any of the spotlight??? I just want the team to work SUPER WELL together. Do you think it would change the dynamics of the team like a CRAZY amount if I sat out for Levi??

And also the most important question that I can't believe I saved for last is would this upgrade me to Actual Goon status??

Jeffy/Clem

[neattrick]

So my thoughts are: the dynamic's gonna face a change-up anyway cause Zoey's sitting out. I play really well with Zoey, but you've been playing with Levi all year, so I think either way we'll have a strong foundation to stand on. Between you and Z, whoever sits out will be the first reserve. Sy's okay sitting the game out. So you'd be first to go in if you sat out and one of us got hurt, but so will she.

Also, Zoey volunteered. If you're wish-washy on it, I'll just put her on the bench. I just wanted to offer you the chance in case you had strong feelings.

You can be an Actual Goon regardless. You're tall and you've earned it.

Jeffy/Clem

[racingstripe]

Ok ok ok caaaan I give you an official concrete answer in exactly twelve hours or less??