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[sovain]

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

I could go for a fucking cheeseburger right about now, but I probably shouldn't pack on pounds right before prom. Or eat after 8pm.

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[sovain]

I've been trying to be good the past week.. now I'm caving.

[whatsthescoop]

When do you get to start misbehaving again?

[sovain]

As soon as prom is over. I don't think I have any reason to be good after that anyway.

[whatsthescoop]

Yeah, it's always the eleventh hour cravings that get you. Better distract yourself.

[sovain]

This is what's distracting me for now. Best I can do so late at night.

What are you up to?

[whatsthescoop]

Trying to figure out which duperlative I deserve the most. Which is not a good use of my time if I'm being honest.

[jijmjr]

[sovain]

That's in the anon thing, right? I've barely looked at it.

[whatsthescoop]

I can't stop reading it. I'm an addict. Your vice might be a good hamburger, but mine's some juicy gossip.

[sovain]

I prefer my gossip when I know it's coming from a reputable source.

[Faye]
I honestly need to get laid more than I need to eat a burger, but the latter would make a good distraction.

Faye/Sofia

[whatsthescoop]

I was just complaining about my lack of action. What is it about prom season that makes people get monogamous?

Faye/Sofia

[sovain]

I DON'T KNOW. It's not like I even want a fucking date to this thing, I just want a good lay and then to go about my business. Having no date to a dance is way better anyway. I don't have to worry about making someone have a bitch fit because I'm not paying enough attention to them, I can dance with whomever I want, and I can bang whomever I want. Win win win.

Faye/Sofia

[whatsthescoop]

If you're a free agent, I regret my decision to attend anti-prom.

Faye/Sofia

[sovain]

You're a peach. I'm kinda thinking I should have decided on anti-prom instead. My chance of getting my hands on alcohol and getting laid would probably have been higher.

Faye/Sofia

[whatsthescoop]

Can you still get away? I'm going to be there and I'm wearing Valentino, so you won't be overdressed.

Faye/Sofia

[sovain]

I wish. I've already signed up to stay overnight wherever the hell we're going. I'm going to miss you in Valentino? I'm heartbroken.

Faye/Sofia

[whatsthescoop]

Bummer.

Well, not to sound like a total desperado, but I'll be here when you get back.

Faye/Sofia (I wanna serenade her with Ricky Martin really bad right now)

[sovain]

Oh la la! Model the Valentino for me, will ya?

Faye/Sofia (a boombox song if there ever was one)

[whatsthescoop]

If it doesn't get wrecked at Anti-Prom.

Faye/Sofia (SHAKE YO BON BON SHAKE YO BON BON)

[sovain]

I forbid it!