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[sovain]

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

I could go for a fucking cheeseburger right about now, but I probably shouldn't pack on pounds right before prom. Or eat after 8pm.

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[jijmjr]

Cheeseburgers make you fat?

[sovain]

Just because I have to fit into my prom dress, I'll probably gain 10 pounds even looking at one.

[jijmjr]

Ah, the ol' Murphy's Cheeseburger

[sovain]

What's that supposed to mean?

[jijmjr]

Can go wrong, will go wrong?

[whatsthescoop]

Can go to the thighs, will go to the thighs.

[sovain]

That sounds right.

[whatsthescoop]

But only when your dress is bespoke.

[jijmjr]

That's the joke

Ivy Templeton, if you're listening, I am so grateful you decided to tolerate me.

[cheerpowers]

OMG. A cheeseburger would be AMAZING.

It wouldn't make you fat, since you're like genetically programmed to be perfect. BUT we could just run or dance it off tomorrow or something.

[sovain]

I'm itching for one like a drug addict, Vee. I need to get laid

It would go straight to my ass just because I need to wear a dress to prom, and you're such a suck up. I love you for it, though. I SUPPOSE that is a possibility, but I would actually need to accquire a burger somehow.

[cheerpowers]

There are worse things to itch for, but that doesn't help the craving, I know.

I don't have to suck up when I'm already in the spot of MOST AWESOME, so I just speak the truth. ;)

Yeah...I'm not even sure how that could happen unless you asked the elves if they'd make you one.

[sovain]

Oh, I know. Trust me.

Well.. you are most awesome, I can agree with that. Still a suck up, though.

I'd get in trouble for leaving camp and bothering them for food, I'd imagine.

[whatsthescoop]

Late-night cravings?

[sovain]

I've been trying to be good the past week.. now I'm caving.

[whatsthescoop]

When do you get to start misbehaving again?

[sovain]

As soon as prom is over. I don't think I have any reason to be good after that anyway.

[whatsthescoop]

Yeah, it's always the eleventh hour cravings that get you. Better distract yourself.

[sovain]

This is what's distracting me for now. Best I can do so late at night.

What are you up to?

[whatsthescoop]

Trying to figure out which duperlative I deserve the most. Which is not a good use of my time if I'm being honest.

[jijmjr]

[addytives]

Oooh.
Weight loss potions that taste exactly like hamburgers. Sr project idea 84738
This is omg NOT something you need but I'm so sure there's a market for it so ty for being my inspiration 5ever💕

[sovain]

I would use those just because they taste good. Always glad to be your muse, darlin'.

[addytives]

TO PAY YOU I would totally acquire a cheeseburger if I had the human ability to do so.

[sovain]

You can pay me in cuddles.