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[sovain]

sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

I could go for a fucking cheeseburger right about now, but I probably shouldn't pack on pounds right before prom. Or eat after 8pm.

Comments

[sovain]

What's that supposed to mean?

[jijmjr]

Can go wrong, will go wrong?

[whatsthescoop]

Can go to the thighs, will go to the thighs.

[sovain]

That sounds right.

[whatsthescoop]

But only when your dress is bespoke.

[sovain]

I'm sucking it all in.

[whatsthescoop]

I don't believe you have anything to suck in.

[sovain]

Okay, I don't really. Although, my ass could probably break something.

[whatsthescoop]

Now you're just fishing for compliments.

[sovain]

No, it's seriously aspiring to grow to Kardashian (I think that's the name of those no-maj socialites) size. I don't need that. I don't want that.

[jijmjr]

That's the joke

Ivy Templeton, if you're listening, I am so grateful you decided to tolerate me.

[duelled]

I thought it was funny!

[jijmjr]

I knew I could count on you to have my back

[Ivy]

I like you so much

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

Because of my excellent sense of humor?

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

It's my favorite thing about you.

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

I like you too.

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

Will you forgive me for seducing Lady Celadon into admitting that she's a cold blooded killer?

Ivy/Jesse

[duelled]

Nice try, but rule one of murder is you never leave a written confession.

Ivy/Jesse

[jijmjr]

I must have missed that workshop in the Spy Museum. I was busy trying to learn how to tie a bowtie.