Backdated to Prom Night

[heyitsnia]

[Warded to Junior Promgoers]

Alright, soldiers. We've got a mystery to solve and this colonel needs you lot to shape up or ship out. Come find me in the lounge or I guess we can have a civil discussion right here in the journals. I am your commanding officer,
after all. You can trust me.

Comments

Junior Promgoers

[threatens]

K, but how do we know you're not the fuckin murderer?

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

Did you see my manicure? There's no way I'd risk chipping that. It took forever.

Junior Promgoers

[iliya]

Good luck. I am watching the sophomores and they are very... excited.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

In their resting state, then? Is their energy rubbing off on you at all?

Junior Promgoers

[browbeats]

I've heard rumors that it's not me.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

That's some highly exclusive information you've got there. Who's your source?

Junior Promgoers

[cheerpowers]

I will happily find you in the lounge, colonel. I'm pretty sure someone as gorgeous as you couldn't possibly have killed anyone, but just in case. I'm invoking roommate rules and saying if you messed up that dress doing so I will literally cry.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

Totally innocent and pretty sure you are as well, my dear. Come hit me up.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

Hello my lovely, might you be able to divulge the contents of your card to me? I'm very close to solving this mystery.

Junior Promgoers

[sheepish]

Oh! I can help! I'll be right down!

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

I eagerly await your arrival, Agent Midnight.

Junior Promgoers

[cecaelian]

I'm quite certain that it wasn't me.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

That's what I've heard as well. Sure you aren't hiding a body in that skirt of yours, darling?

Junior Promgoers

[cmdrchloe]

Oh, fun!

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

Surely Justice Jet is innocent? Or is she utterly corrupt and capable of doing anything to get what she wants, deep down inside?

Junior Promgoers

[princeprincess]

Oh goodness, it sounds like I'm a suspect. What a terrible turn of events.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

That dress of yours is full of secrets, Countess. How many of them are you willing to share?

Junior Promgoers

[dumb_ass]

I assure you, I am no murderer as awesome and mysterious as I am.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

Not that we haven't heard this line enough already, tonight, but that is exactly what a murderer would say, Mister Cherry. If that really even is your name.

Junior Promgoers

[sylla]

And here I was looking terribly forward to a peaceful evening.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

Among our acquaintances? Never.

Please tell that you haven't committed any murders in the last twenty-four hours, at least?

Junior Promgoers

[sovain]

I could use some help narrowing down rooms and weapons. Any takers?

Junior Promgoers

[threatens]

Someone told me that you're not a killer. What've you got, Delgado?

Nia/Clem

[neattrick]

Where are we at? Catch me up, cause I think I got my suspect.

Nia/Clem

[heyitsnia]

I will divulge my secrets to you, my Carmen Sandiego.

Likely suspects at this juncture: Mackenzie & Dominic
Possible suspects: Harper, Chloe, Sylla and Oscar

Murder weapons are a jumbled mess, if you can contribute to narrowing it down, I'd appreciate it, honey.

Murder Site: Ballroom, Hall or Kitchen, most likely.

Junior Promgoers

[peanutbuttercup]

I happen to know you're innocent, but I guess you knew that already.

Junior Promgoers

[heyitsnia]

Well at the very least it's helpful to know I didn't enter a fugue state at any point this evening.