posted around 11pm monday night

[neattrick]

whoever the ASSHOLE in the HOCKEY MASK is YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR CREEPY ASS KNIFE UP YOUR CREEPY ASS. THANKS. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

and rafael, if you're still getting your ROCKS OFF enforcing rules, SOMEONE'S breaking curfew by the docks

Comments

[theniceboy]

It sounds spooky. I advise we use the buddy system from now on. Like horror movie logic. No splitting up, no saying 'I'll be right back.'

[neattrick]

someone better track down the manhunt mob before they start splitting up to cover more ground

[theniceboy]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

WHAT IF ONE OF THEM SAYS THEY'LL BE BACK.

THAT'S LIKE BEGGING TO BE KILLED

[neattrick]

i BETTER not hear that anyone got stabbed at breakfast tomorrow. especially casper. we need his strong arms to win against coppertale

[theniceboy]

I KNOW

if he dies, we're pretty much going to lose. Which could be what the serial killer wants. I'm gonna start putting clues together, making connections

[neattrick]

A SABOTEUR

[theniceboy]

EXACTLY!

[casperkim]

Yeah, I'd hate to die and cost you the Quidditch match.

(I'm fine, you assholes.)

[theniceboy]

THANK GOD

(We love you, Casper)

[casperkim]

Right. You love that I can knock Coppertales off their brooms, anyway.

[...]

The whole thing was sort of anticlimactic. I wish the prick had still been there to find.

[theniceboy]

I mean, we do love that too.

What were hoping would happen if the guy had still been there?

[casperkim]

What do you think? That we'd kick the shit out of him and take his mask off and figure this mess out.

[theniceboy]

What if he stabbed you? Being magical doesn't make us invincible.

There's a lot of casual violence in America. What if the violence comes here?

[casperkim]

Gee, Webb, you know I was thinking that we'd actually disarm him first. I don't know about you, but Expelliarmus is one I could manage in my sleep.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. Because we didn't find him.

[neattrick]

my heroes!

[casperkim]

Except we didn't accomplish anything.

[neattrick]

it's the thought that counts

[casperkim]

Not really. Good intentions Intentions alone don't change anything. Especially not when it comes to assholes with knives. Even if they're probably plastic.