[Backdated to Prom Night]

[magitechnically]

[Warded to Sophomores... Minus Jeffy and Pippa :C]

[...]

Pippa

I can't believe

[...]

It was Pippa and Jeffy. In the conservatory. With the revolver.

I'm SO SORRY to everyone that I told it wasn't Pippa to.

I really didn't think



UM.

Someone needs to accuse Jeffy so we can win. I got confused and thought I couldn't accuse him since he made an accusation himself.

Comments

Sophomores minus Pippa & Jeffy (Calvin is... drunk at this point in time.)

[evercreep]

Ohhhhhhhh, so you won then?

Congratulations. Take him down!

Sophomores minus Pippa & Jeffy

[magitechnically]

UM. Kind of!!! We have to accuse BOTH of them to win.

[...]

[......]

Are you okay????

Sophomores minus Pippa & Jeffy

[stclair]

we are SO OKKKKK

Sophomores minus Pippa & Jeffy

[evercreep]

EXCELLENT even, if I'm being perfectly honest.

Sophomores minus Pippa & Jeffy

[stclair]

soooo TOO BAD for everyone else they didn't get to partyyyyy @ ANTI-ANTI-PROM

Sophomores minus Pippa & Jeffy

[evercreep]

They were not invited, so there's no need to tease them with what can never be

Sophomores minus Pippa & Jeffy

[magitechnically]

[...] OK. Have lots of FUN!!!

Sophomores minus Pippa & Jeffy

[evercreep]

Have fun hanging Jeffy!

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[cant_even]

Are you sure?

We still have no clue on Wyatt or Gabi, do we? Wyatt kind of told me the conservatory would be a good place for murder.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[magitechnically]

Yeah, I'm sure.

Jeffy said it was the revolver and his card WOULD say that if he was the murderer.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[cant_even]

But why would he reveal his own murder weapon?

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[magitechnically]

To confuse us into thinking it shouldn't be on the list of possible weapons!

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[odder]

That's just good sense. A conservatory is a good place to murder.
You could chop the person in pieces and fertilize all the plants.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[untarnish]

Shh. You'll get your name put onto the suspect list, Jade.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[odder]

My alibi is rock solid.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[bubblewrapped]

But what do you do once your garden gains a thirst for human blood that can't be sated?

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[odder]

You do run that risk. Make sure the conservatory's self-contained so you can incinerate the whole thing and start over, if you need to.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[bubblewrapped]

And collect insurance money, if you're slick about it.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[odder]

To fund more murders. It's the perfect circle of crime.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[bubblewrapped]

A highly sustainable model.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[professionalcorpse]

write a musical. go to broadway. make a bunch of money.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[bubblewrapped]

When compared to a murder-arson-insurance fraud-murder cycle, probably the more practical option.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[professionalcorpse]

i dunno, your way seems pretty sustainable. broadway's fickle. you're on for a while, sure. but then they replace you with something newer and more hip than murder gardens.

Soph - Potential Murderers ward - MINUS WYATT

[bubblewrapped]

True. And even if your murder garden musical turns out to be bottled lightning, who's to say you've got another hit in you? And forget about crossing over into television or movies.

[...]

Hey why don't you go make an accusation? Essie's got it all figured out, right?

Sophomores... Minus Jeffy and Pippa

[insightfulness]

I KNEW IT WAS PIPPA AND JEFFY!!

[added later]
WE DID IT ESSIE!!!!