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[Warded to Gabi]

rethinking my reply to your earlier question: i am a terrible prefect and i have no idea what i'm doing. who allowed teenagers to be in any way responsible for other teenagers? like - how is this a thing? who thought this was a good idea?

[Warded to Wyatt]

when this whole school implodes and i lose my scholarship and my mother reveals her true, demonic form in order to eat my face straight off, please play something super nice at my funeral. like, maybe some beatles music. always a classic.

also: this inevitability also means that you will be morally obligated to take care of ariel. she's yours now. congratulations. also, gabi. but that's less of an obligation and more of a privilege. do not abuse it.

[Warded to Lucas]

are you studying? ~~is it worki~~ how's that going?

do you sometimes think about the fact that people attending no-maj schools only really maybe worry about people posting dumb shit about them on facebook? cause i totally think about that sometimes.

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that's not very scientific.

now all we gotta do is not die before the summer. seems pretty worth it, though. the not-dying. then. um. right!

it was a good dream while it lasted. well. i mean, i GUESS i can look forward to it if i don't end up a fully drained blood sacrifice? otherwise, you're just going to have to look forward to it for me.

I'm still waiting on more peer-reviewed literature on the subject.

Yeah, [...] the not dying horribly thing. We should try extra hard to avoid that.

Can do. Or maybe we can figure out a goal that does not end in your demise. That'd be alright, too.

well, if i fall flat on my face i promise to submit a full report for the betterment of scientific research.

i guess i got some pretty decent shit to not die for. so i could probably stick around for a while.

Great. It'll be a valued contribution to this underserved field.

Glad to hear it. [...] I'm pretty invested in your continued survival.

i've always wanted to be a footnote on an academic paper.

that's - yeah, that's nice. [...] hey, closing up journal shop. will be at you in a minute. with or without valuable scientific data.

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