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[neattrick]

I'm sorry to all the brave souls who valiantly tried to save me today but Healer Mufferaw just told me he's going to have to amputate and then I'm probably gonna die. It's not your fault. I was too good for this world. I couldn't live.

Comments

[neattrick]

I'm glad I could schedule my TRAGIC DEATH to spice up your Saturday evening, mr stoker

[neattrick]

that means i won, right?

[uponawire]

My apologies. I didn't mean to pigeonhole those with peg-legs. I'm sure they have excellent resumes and would succeed in a variety of work environments.

[neattrick]

I feel like there's a ton of ways you could lose a leg at a circus

[colemoss]

it does!! it's a comic operetta. about pirates.

[threatens]

Oh, someone's gonna cry when they read this shit. Probably Mr. C-B, wondering what the fuck I've been doing the past three years.

[threatens]

Ro's been a bad fuckin influence on me. At least I'm guessing it was her, because it sure wasn't any asshole in Coppertale or Ebonhide.

[uponawire]

Oh, definitely. Frankly, I'm surprised that there isn't anyone now that I'm thinking about it. I mean, our cook's missing an ear?

[neattrick]

Was it a BAKING ACCIDENT?

[neattrick]

Reviewing your playbook in class?

[threatens]

What can I say? I like a woman who wants to fight me.

[uponawire]

If only.

Bar fight, from what I've heard.

[threatens]

You're fuckin considerate like that. And so am I, offering a no-strings-attached pre-death makeout.

[neattrick]

Hurry I could die any second now

[cheerpowers]

Nooooo. I can't go on without you. I can't bear it.

(But like, how much glitter do you want on your tombstone?)

[cheerpowers]

I mean, didn't my glitter attack count as violent?

IT JUMPED RIGHT OFF ME

[neattrick]

a tasteful amount

[ulixes]

You didn't.

[sylla]

Venom is different.