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[neattrick]

I'm sorry to all the brave souls who valiantly tried to save me today but Healer Mufferaw just told me he's going to have to amputate and then I'm probably gonna die. It's not your fault. I was too good for this world. I couldn't live.

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[casperkim]

So I'll be running alone tomorrow, then?

[neattrick]

Actually Yes. I've gotta stay off of it for a day. But I'll be with you ghost-style on Monday.

[casperkim]

[...] Oh. Then you shouldn't push it. We'll see how it feels on Monday.

[theniceboy]

Why does everyone find humor in death when death is very real and probable here

Your sense of humor suggests that all is well for you, then?

[neattrick]

Yeah I'm totally fine.

[theniceboy]

That is fortuitous news, Clementine.

[threatens]

If Papadakis decides next week she can't walk anymore, I'm just dropping her in a hole.

[neattrick]

The good thing about having to carry Sylla around is that she only weighs like five pounds as a snake.

[threatens]

On the other hand: poisonous fangs.

[heyitsnia]

It'd be a gift to lug me around for a day, Stoker.

[threatens]

Rate me on my lugging skills and rate you girls on how fun it was to carry you around. I don't wanna say where Decourt and Powers rank, but it was fuckin close.

[heyitsnia]

I'm not sure how I'm going to go on without you, but I also had some questions re: your funeral.

- Should there be flames?
- What song do you want to be interred to? I was thinking Freebird.
- Minimum word count for your eulogy?

[neattrick]

- are we talking fireworks or funeral pyre?
- Freebird is good for the burial but make sure to play Mr. Brightside at some point in the evening too.
- 10 pages single spaced and make it soppy

[heyitsnia]

- Oh definitely fireworks. Mourners will be in awe of the KISS concert levels of pyrotechnics. You will be remembered. You will be feared.
- Mr. Brightside, got it. We'll squeeze it in to the exit procession.
- You got it. There won't be a dry eye in the house.

[threatens]

Shit, are eulogies gonna be like fuckin essays? 'Cause I've still got the ones I need to finish for class.

Sorry, Decourt, your funeral's taking a backseat.

[un_kept]

We tried, but it just wasn't good enough.

You are too good for us, Clem.

[neattrick]

ALAS and ALACK. Sing songs of me when I'm gone.

[choneychurch]

I'm glad you're all right, Clem. That was quite a fall.

[neattrick]

If anyone asks tell them I looked super cool on my way down.

[uponawire]

Yeah, but if you live you could have a peg-leg.

[neattrick]

A PEG LEG WOULD BE SWEET. Do you think it's too late to add that to my costume for tomorrow?

[addytives]

Clementine Decourt. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU GO. You better stay on this astral plane.

[neattrick]

But all the other astral planes look so cool!

[cheerpowers]

Nooooo. I can't go on without you. I can't bear it.

(But like, how much glitter do you want on your tombstone?)

[neattrick]

a tasteful amount