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I'm sorry to all the brave souls who valiantly tried to save me today but Healer Mufferaw just told me he's going to have to amputate and then I'm probably gonna die. It's not your fault. I was too good for this world. I couldn't live.

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So I'll be running alone tomorrow, then?

~~Why does everyone find humor in death when death is very real and probable here~~

Your sense of humor suggests that all is well for you, then?

Actually Yes. I've gotta stay off of it for a day. But I'll be with you ghost-style on Monday.

Yeah I'm totally fine.

If Papadakis decides next week she can't walk anymore, I'm just dropping her in a hole.

I'm not sure how I'm going to go on without you, but I also had some questions re: your funeral.

- Should there be flames?
- What song do you want to be interred to? I was thinking Freebird.
- Minimum word count for your eulogy?

We tried, but it just wasn't good enough.

You are too good for us, Clem.

That is fortuitous news, Clementine.

The good thing about having to carry Sylla around is that she only weighs like five pounds as a snake.

ALAS and ALACK. Sing songs of me when I'm gone.

I'm glad you're all right, Clem. That was quite a fall.

I think so too. Could've been way worse. But I've broken... three bones this year? I gotta slow my roll if I wanna make it pro after school.

Yeah, but if you live you could have a peg-leg.

Clementine Decourt. WE WILL NEVER LET YOU GO. You better stay on this astral plane.

If anyone asks tell them I looked super cool on my way down.

A PEG LEG WOULD BE SWEET. Do you think it's too late to add that to my costume for tomorrow?

On the other hand: poisonous fangs.

If you need help carrying anything, or anything involving distance, consider me at your disposal until you can walk comfortably again.

- are we talking fireworks or funeral pyre?
- Freebird is good for the burial but make sure to play Mr. Brightside at some point in the evening too.
- 10 pages single spaced and make it soppy

It's never too late for a peg-leg!

I should be fine by Monday but thanks. I appreciate it

[...] ~~Oh.~~ Then you shouldn't push it. We'll see how it feels on Monday.

Shit, are eulogies gonna be like fuckin essays? 'Cause I've still got the ones I need to finish for class.

Sorry, Decourt, your funeral's taking a backseat.

Edited 2017-06-11 03:06 (UTC)

Sylla would never murder you with poison. She got caught for it once already and she's smart enough to change up her MO.

Yes. Super cool. I'll spread the word.

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