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[neattrick]

I'm sorry to all the brave souls who valiantly tried to save me today but Healer Mufferaw just told me he's going to have to amputate and then I'm probably gonna die. It's not your fault. I was too good for this world. I couldn't live.

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[threatens]

If Papadakis decides next week she can't walk anymore, I'm just dropping her in a hole.

[neattrick]

The good thing about having to carry Sylla around is that she only weighs like five pounds as a snake.

[threatens]

On the other hand: poisonous fangs.

[neattrick]

Sylla would never murder you with poison. She got caught for it once already and she's smart enough to change up her MO.

[threatens]

Nice. A fuckin surprise. Always wanted to go out when I least expected it.

You still stuck in the infirmary?

[neattrick]

yeeeeeeeees. It's boring. But I don't have to stay overnight so at least there's that.

[threatens]

I can swing by until Mufferaw kicks me out? Not that I care you're dying or anything. It's just boring as shit around here.

[neattrick]

I'm glad I could schedule my TRAGIC DEATH to spice up your Saturday evening, mr stoker

[threatens]

You're fuckin considerate like that. And so am I, offering a no-strings-attached pre-death makeout.

[neattrick]

Hurry I could die any second now

[sylla]

Venom is different.

[heyitsnia]

It'd be a gift to lug me around for a day, Stoker.

[threatens]

Rate me on my lugging skills and rate you girls on how fun it was to carry you around. I don't wanna say where Decourt and Powers rank, but it was fuckin close.

[neattrick]

i see how it is

[threatens]

Vee's a lot less violent.

[neattrick]

that means i won, right?

[threatens]

What can I say? I like a woman who wants to fight me.

[cheerpowers]

I mean, didn't my glitter attack count as violent?

IT JUMPED RIGHT OFF ME