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[neattrick]

I'm sorry to all the brave souls who valiantly tried to save me today but Healer Mufferaw just told me he's going to have to amputate and then I'm probably gonna die. It's not your fault. I was too good for this world. I couldn't live.

Comments

[neattrick]

Nothing like a peg leg to make you think "hey, what's THAT guy's story?"

[uponawire]

You've got to leave the audience wondering.

Though I imagine it's usually piracy.

[neattrick]

that's a peg leg stereotype. Sometime people are just fucking idiots that fell off a medium-sized cliff they were definitely told not to stand on

[uponawire]

My apologies. I didn't mean to pigeonhole those with peg-legs. I'm sure they have excellent resumes and would succeed in a variety of work environments.

[neattrick]

I feel like there's a ton of ways you could lose a leg at a circus

[uponawire]

Oh, definitely. Frankly, I'm surprised that there isn't anyone now that I'm thinking about it. I mean, our cook's missing an ear?

[neattrick]

Was it a BAKING ACCIDENT?

[uponawire]

If only.

Bar fight, from what I've heard.