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I guess I deserved this for chasing freshmen yesterday. ~~Still hurt, th~~

Is there a spell for getting blood out of stuff? And, be honest, is my nose crooked now?

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dude I got you. Let me show you the trick for getting out blood, I've got years of experience here.

You sound almost proud of that, dude. Okay! Enlighten me!

Maybe they're the ones throwing curses. I'm sorry.

Probably? They were definitely laughing the hardest. Anyway, don't worry, dude. No big deal. Mostly, I just want to save my sweater!

Cold water helps.
I'll play up the fake dark wizard thing in revenge? Look shifty at them a lot.

Yeah? [...] Should I let it soak or just dampen it?

I don't know, dude. They might band together to take you down. Bloom's Army or whatever. Seems like a gamble.

Soak, and then scourgify.
I've had to save a lot of jerseys.

I can take some freshmen

Yeah! Yeah, okay. I can do that. [...] They probably tried to teach me this in Rudiments, didn't they? ~~I don't remember it at all, though.~~

But could you take all the freshmen?

Trouble always finds you, Ty.

Do you know the name of who is responsible?

Are you going to put a hit out on them?

What are friends for?

Who? Me? Naaaah.

Nope. Sorry, dude. I didn't really see anything except the stage.

Yeah, about your nose...

Lost cause, huh?

I was only in this relationship for your perfectly symmetrical nose. I'm sorry. We had a good run.

Edited 2017-06-14 16:57 (UTC)

But Quinn. My imperfect nose and I need you now more than ever!

Edited 2017-06-14 17:36 (UTC)

You'll look too weird in photos. For years people will say "Yes, yes, you went skydiving—but what is up with that guy's nose?"

Counterpoint: I could wear a bag over my head.

Are we really going skydiving? Because I think we should go skydiving!

. . . Would I be allowed to draw a symmetrical nose on the bag?

Ty. You nearly broke your nose on a makeshift catwalk.

Absolutely! You can use a ruler if you want.

I was hexed. Totally doesn't count.

Do you doubt my ability to draw a straight nose?

You're the only student this year to meet a hoop snake. I could go on.

Edited 2017-06-15 17:38 (UTC)

We're going to have to rethink this. You're not even safe indoors.

Going to lock me in the cabin ~~for the next we~~ until graduation, dude?

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