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[untarnish]

Ulysses Quayle, you've made the Prophet. Not the front page, but I'd wager that'll change one day.

[ Ari has spell-o-taped Rita Skeeter's article on the USA's Friday loss to Japan onto this page. ]

Comments

[princeprincess]

Would you look at that? I'm involved with a famous man.

[untarnish]

You're a lucky girl.

[princeprincess]

I know. This is precisely what my mother and father imagined for me.

[untarnish]

Dating a page eight celebrity is definitely what I'd want for my daughter.

[princeprincess]

I'm set for life. Or at least I will be as soon as he recovers from his devastating heartbreak.

[odder]

That's in Japan's papers, too. They thought it was a little sour-grapes, but I'm sure he'd still be able to get in the country and everything.

[untarnish]

The world-famous Ulysses Quayle.

[odder]

His heartbreak will be legend.

[untarnish]

I think she may have been projecting. The English team didn't even qualify, after all. Fourth place isn't that bad.

[odder]

I suppose when neither of you are first, you have to create a story somehow.

[heyitsnia]

Ulysses Quayle and the Grievous Heartbreak [...] I think I just named my band.

[untarnish]

It does have a certain ring to it, doesn't it?

[ulixes]

Can't believe you'd try and profit off my tremendous suffering.

[gonnabefamous]

What can I play?!

[sunsoutgunsout]

lmao

[untarnish]

Have you ever felt the pain of a broken heart, Casey? I think if you had you wouldn't laugh at poor Ulysses.

[sunsoutgunsout]

k
obvs not
b o r i n g

[untarnish]

Oh, it's not boring. It's really very thrilling, in the worst of ways.

[sunsoutgunsout]

k thats what stamps told me when she waxed my legs that one time
she was so fuckin wrong
none of you know what a fuckin thrill is

[ulixes]

Aw, c'mon. I don't think a single word of that came out of my mouth.

[untarnish]

She is known for taking artistic liberties.

[ulixes]

You never can trust a reporter.

[untarnish]

You know I'm working at the Prophet, don't you?

[sylla]

Perhaps she's losing her sensationalist touch.

[untarnish]

The very last thing she needs is encouragement. Her coverage of the World Cup was almost histrionic.