gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

One of the graduated seniors should open up their own school next year. Like in Canada where even the demon shit is polite.

Whose school would you want to go to?

Excusez-moi, puis-je vous hanter?

Let's look at our options... Who the fuck are the Canadians? Let's start with the Canadians. There's only, like, two?

Quinn Cunningham's School of Hockey and Healing. There's no uniform but everyone wears trainers and leggings to class so athleisure might as well be required. The school lunches are incredibly healthy and tailored to fit your macros. McBride is a teacher here, but nobody really knows what he teaches. Sometimes he shows up at parties.

Her Lady Magdalen's Acadamy of Advanced Magic and Pinterest Crafts. Skirts must be knee-length and A-line, pants must be well-tailored, shirts may not have gaps between the buttons. The selection process is based on academic achievement and/or family status. There is caviar and lobster tail served during dinner on Fridays. The entire staff is female.

Everyone else post your concepts. I have more.

Edited 2017-07-19 02:55 (UTC)

I'd be interested in the open house for Ennis Harper's School For Seers & Shears.

Learn to spin the Thread of Fate and your own yarn! His school would be filled with ghosts, though, and that's what we're trying to avoid.

I'm at my Vancouver grandparents' house now.
I could teach us all to kill them, and then when we set up our own school in their house, their ghosts would just ask us to nap sometimes, please.

Edited 2017-07-19 04:52 (UTC)

Do they have dementia? Are they gonna forget we killed them when they're ghosts or what? I can't go to school with ghosts who are gonna keep passive-aggressively reminding me that I murdered them.