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[nothalfplaid]

So, what school is everyone going to next year?

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[meerigold]

One of the graduated seniors should open up their own school next year. Like in Canada where even the demon shit is polite.

[nothalfplaid]

Whose school would you want to go to?

Excusez-moi, puis-je vous hanter?

[meerigold]

Let's look at our options... Who the fuck are the Canadians? Let's start with the Canadians. There's only, like, two?

Quinn Cunningham's School of Hockey and Healing. There's no uniform but everyone wears trainers and leggings to class so athleisure might as well be required. The school lunches are incredibly healthy and tailored to fit your macros. McBride is a teacher here, but nobody really knows what he teaches. Sometimes he shows up at parties.

Her Lady Magdalen's Acadamy of Advanced Magic and Pinterest Crafts. Skirts must be knee-length and A-line, pants must be well-tailored, shirts may not have gaps between the buttons. The selection process is based on academic achievement and/or family status. There is caviar and lobster tail served during dinner on Fridays. The entire staff is female.

Everyone else post your concepts. I have more.

[bambae]

I'm already on it

[hisshiss]

area 51 bitch

[quinning]

I would not endorse that institution.

[quinning]

If anyone's looking for an alternative to their alternative school, might I interest you in unfocused cirricula and poor funding?

[professionalcorpse]

preschool.

my parents figure if they just restart me, i might make better decisions on this go-around.

[bambae]

lmao

[nothalfplaid]

You'll be the biggest kid on the playground.

[neattrick]

I'm gonna be so screwed if gooseberry shuts down. They won't let me back in to Ilvermorny

[nothalfplaid]

How can it not at this point? There are other schools.

[heyitsnia]

My top two choices are Beauxbatons and Anything But Ilvermorny. Wish me luck.

[nothalfplaid]

Beauxbaton could be fun. You think they'd be snobby?

[neattrick]

oooh, french

[cheerpowers]

Ilvermorny wasn't bad! Although I'm with you on Beauxbatons. CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS.

[humansunshine]

Why is everyone hating Ilvermorny so much?

[nothalfplaid]

Dunno. Maybe it sucks? Never been.

[badassbeaterbabe]

School of life, baby.

Actually, fucking no. They can shut Gooseberry down, I'm still showing back up. No fucking toddler tantrum ghost is gonna scare me away from my ARTY CAMP SCHOOL, damn it.

That said, all of you go elsewhere. Be smarter than me. Let me serve as a warning. It's my prefectly duty or some shit.

[nothalfplaid]

Is it still an arty camp school if it's just you and the ghosts?

[chryseis]

Y'all can come to Swan Academy and then there'd be a Carney Party every weekend!

casey is everywhere bc I feel like shitposting and I'm not sorry

[sunsoutgunsout]

will his mama be there
she's real nice

[nothalfplaid]

I do like parties.

[sunsoutgunsout]

the school of hard ABS

[bubblewrapped]

Planet Fitness?