gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

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So, what school is everyone going to next year?

there's a first time for everything.

You can steal things from tall shelves. Cookies, real scissors. You'll be the king.

i feel like i would be a kind and benevolent ruler. i'd share at LEAST a third of my cookies. and none of the scissors.

for obvious safety reasons.

Boring.

Maybe I'll go with you to spice things up.

you gonna be the preschool queen?

Dark queen.

nice. dark queen of the pre-kindergarten realm.

The first step on my quest to world domination. I can start a small following, train them into complete loyalty.

YES. that's what i've said. they're small and impressionable and you can make them love you through liberal application of sugar and affection.

It's the long games that pay off in the end.