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[professionalcorpse]

so it's shark week.

in my house, that means it's time to melt into the couch while my dad yells at various australians on our tv as they stab great whites with tiny tracking-device harpoons and almost get themselves eaten by things.

which is great! but tonight's 'sharks and the city: nyc' special wasn't at all about anthropomorphic sharks living undetected in our neighborhoods, going to PTA meetings by day and chewing on small children and house pets under the cover of darkness. it wasn't even about sarah jessica parker secretly being a mako. and i'm really fucking disappointed. i'm just saying. a lot of potential was wasted here.

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[bubblewrapped]

I was thinking I could bring a dustbuster, but museum custodians are wiley and "disrupted museum display" doesn't really mesh with the rest of the criminal resume I'm building, so I'll just write a strongly worded letter if you seem too dusty, instead.

[professionalcorpse]

no, don't go out of your way with the dustbusting. it's cool. and, i mean, 'expert at persuasive communication' would probably look a lot better in the other skills section anyway.