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[gdilevi]

BEFORE WE LOSE ACCESS TO THE JOURNALS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

You're looking at the handwriting of the new second-string Chaser for the Ballycastle Bats. "Levi, fetishizing vampires is gross and offensive," they told me. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!


Also,

Levi Kramer for Prom King 2k15

Comments

[riledup]

WHAT

YOU'RE GOING TO BE EVEN FURTHER AWAY FROM ME

YOU SALTY BITCH

[gdilevi]

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN BETWEEN US

[riledup]

FINE I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN WHAT YOUR DUMB FACE LOOKS LIKE ANYWAYS I'LL NEVER RECOGNIZE IT IN THE TABLOIDS

[choneychurch]

Don't listen to him. We'll write just like we would if we were still here. And I'll definitely figure out how to send cakes by international owl.

[sunsoutgunsout]

k but what if you're owl gets hungry

[choneychurch]

I'd hope that they take care of the owls better than that. Anyway, packages like that are typically secured with charms and it's never been an issue. I've just never sent anything quite so far before.

[sunsoutgunsout]

mr owl says C H O M P C H O M P

[choneychurch]

You can all let me know how Mr. Owl does next year.

[gdilevi]

Just for that, I'm stealing Cecil away with me.

(We'll come visit. I'll have so much money, I can afford the portkey.)

[choneychurch]

I'm not sure it counts as 'stealing' when I was already going with you.

(But we'll definitely come visit.)

[gdilevi]

It's more fun if it's stealing. I'm a bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks, Cecil. You're the Persephone to my Hades. I'm tossing you over my shoulder and running off with you.

[choneychurch]

Don't hurt yourself?

[gdilevi]

Have you seen these GUNS, Cecil, or should I show you again??

[choneychurch]

[...] Maybe you should show me again.

[gdilevi]

One private viewing of The Gun Show, coming right up~! Don't hurt yourself.