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[gdilevi]

BEFORE WE LOSE ACCESS TO THE JOURNALS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

You're looking at the handwriting of the new second-string Chaser for the Ballycastle Bats. "Levi, fetishizing vampires is gross and offensive," they told me. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!


Also,

Levi Kramer for Prom King 2k15

Comments

[bambae]

Probably better than basic training, or whatever the fuck aurors call their training program

[gdilevi]

Tried out for any teams?

[bambae]

I'm still trying out. ive never tried so hard to make second string in my life

[gdilevi]

Come try out for the bats. Lie and say you're a quarter vampire. I'll vouch for you.

[bambae]

They're on the list.

I'm trying out for Fitchburg finches this weekend.

[gdilevi]

You look like you'd be a finch.

[bambae]

you look like a bat

[gdilevi]

OUR MASCOT IS REALLY CUTE. His name is Barny and he's all over butterbeer adverts over here. Adverts is British for ads.

[bambae]

Barney the bat?

[gdilevi]

He's a good boy. A good, good boy. A good boy who's just BATTY about BUTTERBEER.