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[gdilevi]

BEFORE WE LOSE ACCESS TO THE JOURNALS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

You're looking at the handwriting of the new second-string Chaser for the Ballycastle Bats. "Levi, fetishizing vampires is gross and offensive," they told me. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!


Also,

Levi Kramer for Prom King 2k15

Comments

[gdilevi]

I'm at McDonalds, how do I get Snackback?

[bambae]

You go to your App Store

Type in Snapchat because that's what the fuck it is

And download it. It's free.

[gdilevi]

Where's the App store? Is it close to the McDolands?

[bambae]

[...]

That's fucking precious.

[gdilevi]

Is App Store short for Apple Store?

[bambae]

No.

That's just a coincidence.

[bambae]

HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW WHATS NEAR YOUR MCDONALDS LEVI

[gdilevi]

Doesn't your phone tell you?? I thought it was supposed to be SMART.

[bambae]

[...]

It's in your iPod. A blue square with an A in it.

Says App Store under it.

[gdilevi]

How do I go to the store in my iPod if it's so small and I'm so big?

[bambae]

I swear to fucking God

I'm going to find you and I'm going to kick your ass

Give me the address of your McDonald's

[gdilevi]

Hold on, let me google it.

N4 Retail & Business Park, Longford, Ireland

Fight me.

[bambae]

Good. I'm fucking coming for you.

[...]

Now tell me how the fuck to get a portkey.

[gdilevi]

Swim, motherfucker.

[bambae]

lmao

no.

[gdilevi]

lmao

ok

Floo to the nearest MACUSA office, they can help you. Then come to this Mcdollards and we can FIGHT.

[bambae]

Ok

I'm probably bringing a snake with me

[gdilevi]

Make sure he has his sweater, it's about 60F here. Or, as the Europeans like to say, celsius.

[bambae]

Pretty sure there's some actual converting you forgot to do there

[gdilevi]

Slightly chilly degrees celsius.

[bambae]

Okay cool. Noted.

Be ready to get your ass kicked

If you haven't figured out Snapchat by then I'll set it up for you afterwards

[gdilevi]

Anyway, I want to see him in his little noodle sweater. Or as the Brits like to call them, sweaty noods.

[bambae]

[...]

That cannot be what they seriously call them

[gdilevi]

Learn a little culture, Park. It's Sweaty Noods. "Oy, pic 4 pic? Snack me a pic of yer sweaty noods."

[bambae]

I fucking hate you

You know damn well that's not a real thing