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[gdilevi]

BEFORE WE LOSE ACCESS TO THE JOURNALS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

You're looking at the handwriting of the new second-string Chaser for the Ballycastle Bats. "Levi, fetishizing vampires is gross and offensive," they told me. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!


Also,

Levi Kramer for Prom King 2k15

Comments

[bambae]

THANK YOU, BIG BIRD

[quinning]

Wasn't that Cecil?

[bambae]

No

That's honeybee

[quinning]

He's also Big Bird.

[bambae]

His name isn't bird tho

[quinning]

No, but he's the tallest jay we have had and Head Boy. He's big in spirit, authority, and height. Ergo, Big. Bird. Trust me. Or would you prefer I owl you a WikiPedia about it?

[gdilevi]

He big. Big boy.

[choneychurch]

I assume that's for Azurcrest. Like how Riley calls me Papa Bird?

[...]

I might have too many nicknames.

[bambae]

Nate has none so I'm giving him one of yours

[choneychurch]

Sounds good to me.

[bambae]

You're so nice

[gdilevi]

Honeybird, do you want anything from McDonalds after I get my ass kicked?

[gdilevi]

Yeaahhh, and Nate's kinda small.