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[gdilevi]

BEFORE WE LOSE ACCESS TO THE JOURNALS, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

You're looking at the handwriting of the new second-string Chaser for the Ballycastle Bats. "Levi, fetishizing vampires is gross and offensive," they told me. BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!


Also,

Levi Kramer for Prom King 2k15

Comments

[hisshiss]

hey lets make an app called snackchat just for sending insults at people itd fucking clean up

[bambae]

alright lets fucing do it

this is our legacy

[hisshiss]

k cool u work on that shit ima go kick some fuckin ass at hell week & be back to bask in reflected glory

[bambae]

i'll make sure virgil doesn't die

might take him to ireland with me tho

do some sight seeing

[hisshiss]

the fuck dude

you even know where his sweater is bc its gonna be cold af for his slithery ass there

[bambae]

I know where his sweater is

and it'll still be summer in ireland

[hisshiss]

put the sweater on the snake fucko he looks handsome as shit in it

[bambae]

I'll put the sweater on him

[hisshiss]

take pix

send me daily snackchats

[bambae]

fine

but not if you keep calling it that, asshole

[hisshiss]

send me snorkchomps shitfuck

[bambae]

I hate you