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[addytives]

I skipped out on the Most Outdoorest Adventure just bc TOO MANY TENTS. And like this seemed the best idea at the time but now I'm bored and these are the horrible problems I get myself into omg :(

HAVE FUN IN THE TENTS, FRIENDS :(

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Re: Chris | Levi

[bambae]

You're about as amusin as a box of kittens on fire

I have this metaphor allegory nonsense down real nice. Been practicin it real serious like. All I gotta do is use animals in some sort of unsavory way and it flows real smooth like.

But Cecil isn't a kid that messes around with other kids. He prolly really fancies you. They say fancy in the south right?

Chris | Levi

[gdilevi]

Yeah, I don't know, Southerners are weird. But attractive? In the let me lead you from the righteous path way.

Oh, yeah, he absolutely does. He said "I'd love to go with you." He'd love to. Come to think of it, I can't remember a time when he's even dated anyone? Has he dated anyone? I'm a poor choice of a First then.

Re: Chris | Levi

[bambae]

Wes does have that aroma floating all around him, I suspect.

I reckon that boy's about as wise as a trap door on a canoe when it comes to first date candidates. But these folks here like you for a reason. He could be your one.

Chris | Levi

[gdilevi]

He's definitely husband material. Says the asshole who's never even had a real boyfriend. But I know husband material when I see it. I'm probably going to fuck it up before the dance even gets here, but that boy. That boy is going to make someone very happy one day.

Don't you think he's cute too?

Re: Chris | Levi

[bambae]

Nah. He favored Rafael in this here little Civil War of ours. Gave me a real nice speech about being a good and proper asshole. It wasn't very flirtatious like. That boy sounded about as serious as a flea with a top hat.

There innit a single thing preventin you from getting yourself a real boyfriend. Why haven't you?

Chris | Levi

[gdilevi]

Because monogamy is terrifying after being poly for so long. I'm not against it, I'm just worried I'm going to fuck it up and hurt someone like Diego d. You're probably the closest thing I've had to a boyfriend, for perspective, and I spooned with your Ulysses S. Grant on Thursday.

Re: Chris | Levi

[bambae]

Bastard.

But you advertise yourself good and proper. That only sounds like an insult because we southern folk tend to be of the judgmental sort.

Everybody round these here parts know what they getting themselves into when it comes to you. You haven't fucked anything up with me, because I know you and I ain't fixin to make you change yourself anymore than you'd wrestle attempting to change me. What you need to do is wait until you find somebody who makes you not want anybody else. If that bastard's Grant then I can't fault you that. If that bastard ain't that yanky doodle motherfucker, then don't make him think it is. That'd be crueler than dragging a pig to a hot dog eatin contest. But he already knows who you are and he fancies it. That ain't gonna change unless you show him somebody you ain't ready to be yet, and he start to think you somebody you ain't ready to turn into yet and he start expecting that shit when you ain't prepared to give it yet. Setting yourself up for failure like that'll be as smart as a screen door on a submarine.

Chris | Levi

[gdilevi]

Thanks for the words of wisdom, General Lee. We'll have a proper heart to heart when I can stop laughing at your attempted accent.

Re: Chris | Levi

[bambae]

Still gave you love advice without breaking character, good sir, cuz I care.