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[stclair]

[PARTY WARD: Everyone except Prefects (and anyone who might Ruin Fun, in which case you can pretend your character was excluded if you need to)]

GROTTO PARTY
THIS SATURDAY!!!!

I just scoped out the way to the Grotto and it looks pretty FREE AND CLEAR. (If you're brand new here and you don't know what the Grotto is, it's basically PARTY CENTRAL at Gooseberry High!!!! Our little corner in the woods, free from prying eyes... UNLESS those eyes are the eyes of ~spooky ghosts~ in which case, uh, it's opposite of that.) ALSO ALSO, the path from Ribbonfin is still there???? So we've got options in case the men in black get EXTRA EAGER to bust some fun-loving teens.

A few things I need:

• DONATIONS to the refreshments fund!!! Let us do the hiking and YOU can do the drinking!!!! C'mon c'mon c'mon, I know some of you are PLENTY USED to paying the help to run errands in the name of a good time.


• Someone who's REALLY GOOD at Transfiguration. I've got my Nevada driver's license you can take a peep at for an example, I just need a snazzy duplicate with some of the numbers altered ;)


• MOVIE REQUESTS. Unless you all want to trust my impeccable taste, in which case I think FRIDAY THE 13TH will set the tone nicely!!!


• DISCRETION. The Grotto is off-limits teen drinking is bad you'll catch mono yadda yadda yadda let's NOT tell the teachers about this, shall we????

[Jeffy]

JEFFY JEFFY JEFFY my man, my dude, my BAD IDEA buddy. How do you feel about helping me do some PARTY PLANNING????

[Zach & Ree]

Zach. Ree. Loves of my life, INSPIRATIONS to my soul. Have I told you lately how sexy and authoritative you look with your prefect badges????

Just FYI I'm throwing a party this Saturday but do not worry about anything!!!!!!!!

[Calvin & Essie]

We did pretty well, don't you think????

Ess, how are you

[Cash]

Heeeeeey. CONGRATS on making prefect!!!!

Comments

Micah, Essie & Calvin

[evercreep]

So you're saying waking up early was worth it after all?

Party Ward

[colemoss]

i can do your license. if you want.

[...] do you really think they'll believe you're twenty-one??

PARTY WARD

[bitterlysweet]

WHERE THE HELL W no nope be cool

[........]

Still want need looking for a date to this thing?

Party Ward

[odder]

Maybe you should transfigure his face, to match.

Micah/Jeffy

[racingstripe]

BRO. YES.

[...] As long as we tell Zach first but otherwise I've never felt better about anything in my LIFE.

Party Ward

[bubblewrapped]

Listen, if we're all going to die horribly in the woods while a movie plays it may as well be a movie about the woods. I suggest Blair Witch Project or Cabin in the Woods.

Party Ward

[novelling]

You can't hike to Logan, Micah.

Party Ward

[riledup]

thank fuck someone still cares deeply about our health and happiness

Micah, Essie & Calvin

[stclair]

Maaaaaybe I'm saying it was worth it for you. Those were some SLICK MOVES out there, Evercreech!!!!!

Party Ward

[colemoss]

oh. i guess i could.

do you want me to transfigure your face, micah??

Party Ward

[stclair]

Coooooooooole :( Don't rub salt in the wound just because I haven't gotten any taller.

NOT TO NAME NAMES, but I might know of someone who's tall enough to pass for 21!!!!! So maybe we'll need TWO fake IDs????

Party Ward

[colemoss]

sorry. i didn't get any taller either??

oh. ok. i can do two.

Party Ward

[stclair]

That depends. Do you happen know of any hotties who'll want to spend the night with Azurcrest's ALMOST GUARANTEED new Seeker?????

Micah, Essie & Calvin

[evercreep]

Me? I'm not the only one who needed work. But now I feel confident you're about to be made Seeker, based on what I saw from both you and your competition.

Party Ward

[odder]

There are some only sort of permanent bone-adjusting charms. He could have the cheekbones of a 23 year old. I've been reading.

Party Ward

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah, I can name a few, but I wanna know what he's got in mind.

Micah/Jeffy

[stclair]

RIGHT right right. Zach. And Ree! Right. Already taking care of it, bud. Have I EVER steered you wrong????

Cole's going to get us fake IDs, and we'll just have to hike out to Logan mmmmaybe on Friday night???? You have to be free, Jeffy, I NEED YOU

Party Ward

[evercreep]

This is a good point.

Party Ward

[stclair]

You know, I was thinking CAMP MURDER but you're right. You're right you're right you're right I just TOTALLY fucked up here. Blair Witch Project has WAY MORE of an authentic forest hell vibe!!!!!!!!

Party Ward

[stclair]

Heeeeey I am pretty buff now. Didn't you SEE ME during tryouts?????

Party Ward

[stclair]

I would NEVER leave you stranded, Riley Mae. I mean, who's going to KISS all these new girls??????

Micah/Jeffy

[racingstripe]

OK OK COOL I never should've doubted you bro.

OH MAN, OK, as long as I don't have to start doing TA stuff like RIGHT AWAY and since Quidditch hasn't SUPER SERIOUSLY started yet then OF COURSE. I've only helped buy booze ONCE though and I didn't do ANY of the talking but SOMEONE needs to carry everything!!!

Party Ward

[riledup]

if i haven't kissed literally every girl in this school by the end of this school year you need to drum my ass outta this school

Party Ward

[novelling]

You'll get caught.

Party Ward

[stclair]

Just asked, and it sounds like he plans to be on the arm of his NEW BOYFRIEND???? Sorryyyyy, single cuties of Gooseberry, but Micah St. Clair is off the market.