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[PARTY WARD: Everyone except Prefects (and anyone who might Ruin Fun, in which case you can pretend your character was excluded if you need to)]

GROTTO PARTY
THIS SATURDAY!!!!

I just scoped out the way to the Grotto and it looks pretty FREE AND CLEAR. (If you're brand new here and you don't know what the Grotto is, it's basically PARTY CENTRAL at Gooseberry High!!!! Our little corner in the woods, free from prying eyes... UNLESS those eyes are the eyes of ~spooky ghosts~ in which case, uh, it's opposite of that.) ALSO ALSO, the path from Ribbonfin is still there???? So we've got options in case the men in black get EXTRA EAGER to bust some fun-loving teens.

A few things I need:
DONATIONS to the refreshments fund!!! Let us do the hiking and YOU can do the drinking!!!! C'mon c'mon c'mon, I know some of you are PLENTY USED to paying the help to run errands in the name of a good time.

Someone who's REALLY GOOD at Transfiguration. I've got my Nevada driver's license you can take a peep at for an example, I just need a snazzy duplicate with some of the numbers altered ;)

MOVIE REQUESTS. Unless you all want to trust my impeccable taste, in which case I think FRIDAY THE 13TH will set the tone nicely!!!

DISCRETION. The Grotto is off-limits teen drinking is bad you'll catch mono yadda yadda yadda let's NOT tell the teachers about this, shall we????

[Jeffy]

JEFFY JEFFY JEFFY my man, my dude, my BAD IDEA buddy. How do you feel about helping me do some PARTY PLANNING????

[Zach & Ree]

Zach. Ree. Loves of my life, INSPIRATIONS to my soul. Have I told you lately how sexy and authoritative you look with your prefect badges????

Just FYI I'm throwing a party this Saturday but do not worry about anything!!!!!!!!

[Calvin & Essie]

We did pretty well, don't you think????

~~Ess, how are you~~

[Cash]

Heeeeeey. CONGRATS on making prefect!!!!

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You can't hike to Logan, Micah.

This is a good point.

Do you ever tire of being the voice of reason?

I live in a continuous state of exhaustion, but the alternative is letting someone I'm fond of die. But it sounds as though you've volunteered to keep an eye on him this time. My thanks.

I'd better not get expelled over this.

Please. You're clever enough to avoid lasting consequences.

Good luck.

Heeeeey I am pretty buff now. Didn't you SEE ME during tryouts?????

You'll get caught.

Whaaaat??? No way, it is PERFECTLY SAFE. Admittedly I've never actually done the hike before but I have deets from a HIGHLY REPUTATION source who's like never gotten caught!!!!!! We'll be fiiiine.

And if you don't believe you, you can come along and see for yourself. ;)

There are more government agents than teachers on campus.

Edited 2017-09-04 04:42 (UTC)

And I bet they don't know the ~~secret route~~ to Logan. BESIDES, if we time it just right, we can get back before curfew and if anyone runs into us in the forest, we can say we were hiking. Which happens like ALL THE TIME at camping school!!!!!!

Edited 2017-09-04 05:21 (UTC)

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Fine. But I'm going with you and I'm doing the talking if we get caught.

[...] And when we're in town. Come to think of it, why don't you say nothing at all the entire excursion?

Nice. No one's EVER going to think we're HUGE LIARS with a classy-looking girl on our side!!!!!

Ooooh, is this a challenge? Or should we just go for a gag in my mouth????

Edited (i tried to think of less awful things to say but i am just Committing to micah's dumpster fire development) 2017-09-04 05:48 (UTC)