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[professionalcorpse]

okay, in what is probably the most tragic announcement i've ever had to make in my life: i have too many cookies. i can't keep them in my cabin. legally.

anybody want some?

there are thin mints.

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[professionalcorpse]

true. though i definitely feel like there's a strong chance this pushed them from the 'crap nobody wants' prize category into the 'crap nobody NEEDS' prizes.

[addytives]

But they deserve a sparkly stuffed animal!

[professionalcorpse]

i would BUY them a sparkly stuffed animal.

[addytives]

That wouldn't teach them the value of hard work at all.

[professionalcorpse]

it would teach them the value of having an awesome uncle who buys them really cool shit!

[addytives]

Oohhhh the uncle badge is the most elusive of all. Bet they have one ALREADY though.

[professionalcorpse]

can't you get bonuses? like sequins or something?

[addytives]

Sequin scouts ARE a subset! That's proobably where they're aiming, with all these millions of cookies.

[professionalcorpse]

man, i wanna be a sequin scout!