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[professionalcorpse]

okay, in what is probably the most tragic announcement i've ever had to make in my life: i have too many cookies. i can't keep them in my cabin. legally.

anybody want some?

there are thin mints.

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[neattrick]

oh hell yes

[professionalcorpse]

first dibs!

pick your delicious, girl-scouty poison.

[neattrick]

thin mints duh

[soundscaped]

I mean don't give them all away.

[professionalcorpse]

i wasn't planning on doing THAT.

giving some away is bad enough.

[soundscaped]

I can rescue you from the coconut ones if you think you're in trouble.

[iliya]

What are Thin Mints?

[...] Also yes. My cabin needs many cookies.

[professionalcorpse]

peppermint wafers covered in chocolate.

so, like, basically manna from heaven? though - not QUITE as good as tagalongs.

[bubblewrapped]

That was quite a sight this morning.

[professionalcorpse]

i have never been more happy. followed very rapidly by sad.

i feel like this is a lesson about gluttony or something. or maybe sharing.

[bubblewrapped]

Or it was supposed to be a speed eating test.

But you learned the value of generosity. So not a total loss.

[insightfulness]

Gimme gimme gimme!

Please!

[professionalcorpse]

i mean, you can't say no when a lady says please?

[insightfulness]

You're the bestest!

[addytives]

Man I was such a bad Girl Scout. No child should be trusted with the sale of that much sugar

[professionalcorpse]

i feel like this event was less a mail mix-up and more a my nieces got my wallet and numerated my support to be clocking in at 'ridiculous' - but, hey. ain't nobody gonna complain about cookies, i guess?

[opencarefully]

I remember the time our house was the cookie mom house and we ate several boxes then pretended we didn't know what happened.

[magitechnically]

I am PRETTY SURE I can force myself to eat some COOKIES.

[professionalcorpse]

well, i mean, i don't want you to HURT yourself or nothing.

[opencarefully]

Do you have any Tagalongs???

[professionalcorpse]

the most holy of all girl scout cookies?

of COURSE i do.

[nothalfplaid]

Thin mints, you say?

[professionalcorpse]

i do say!

[oh_girl]

Yes pls!

[professionalcorpse]

what's your flavor?