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[professionalcorpse]

okay, in what is probably the most tragic announcement i've ever had to make in my life: i have too many cookies. i can't keep them in my cabin. legally.

anybody want some?

there are thin mints.

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[oh_girl]

Yes pls!

[professionalcorpse]

what's your flavor?

[oh_girl]

omg do you have tagalongs? the peanut butter and chocolate ones?

[professionalcorpse]

oh, believe me i know what each one is. like - by heart.

[oh_girl]

CAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST!

[professionalcorpse]

they're a problem, is what they are.

[oh_girl]

omg don't you dare talk bad about my tagalongs. i will take the whole lot from you if YOU'RE GONNA INSULT THEM, BASH.

[professionalcorpse]

dude, no. they're my favorite. but -

god there are a lot and i can't eat all of them without actually DYING

[oh_girl]

well, it's a great sacrifice on my part but

i will help you with this awful task of consuming all the tagalongs.

[professionalcorpse]

you're doing a good deed here. for, like - the betterment of humanity or something.

[oh_girl]

i try, i try.

jokes aside omg thank you. i was starting to wonder how on earth i could emotionally eat properly if i don't have tagalongs.

[professionalcorpse]

it's very easy to eat your emotions when they're all delicious.

[oh_girl]

my point exactly. i definitely prefer to eat my emotions when they're delicious.