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[Warded to Mina]

Everyone in Azurcrest is freaking out because the KILLER GUY is near our camp and for some reason Diego thinks HE NEEDS TO GO FIND HIM and he isn't listening to me when I told him he was BEING DUMB. YOU NEED TO YELL AT HIM TO STOP BEING STUPID. I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO DIE.

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...What in the WORLD does Diego think he's going to do if he finds the KILLER GUY? HE DOESN'T EVEN TAKE DADA.

I DON'T KNOW. HE HAS BEEN REALLY WEIRD LATELY AND WHEN I TOLD HIM HE WAS BEING DUMB HE JUST MADE A JOKE. And it isn't funny and if he gets hurt

He is NOT going to get hurt. He is luckiest most ANNOYING person in the world, even when ~~he fucks up~~ bad things happen to him, he just GETS OUT as LUCKY AND ANNOYING as ever.

It's Diego. NOTHING is going to happen to him.

[...]

I really hope you're right.

When HAVEN'T I been right? ~~Don't answer that~~

God, he BETTER not think this is FUNNY. I don't know WHAT is happening with Diego anymore!!!!!!

He said he did something really awful last year and now I'm worried he thinks he has to like MAKE UP FOR IT by getting killed or something.

He did?

No, it's... the thing Diego did, it's not worth getting killed over. NOT that he is going to get KILLED because there ISN'T ANYTHING out there except some STUPID ~~Azurcrest~~ JERK with a TERRIBLE sense of humour and not a SINGLE ORIGINAL BONE IN HIS BODY.

Well OF COURSE it isn't, but Diego is always so DRAMATIC and he thinks he has to AVOID EVERYONE to make up for what he did or something??!? He's just been really WEIRD LATELY OKAY.

[...]

You've been REALLY WEIRD too, you know? Diego was really upset when he thought you were avoiding him.

[...]

~~I'm not~~ ~~He was?~~

Do you think it's my fault he went off to be stupid

NO. No. OF COURSE it wasn't your fault, Essie.

He just... DOESN'T THINK. He NEVER thinks about what he's DOING and how it could AFFECT PEOPLE, and he blows EVERYTHING out of PROPORTION like it's all the END OF THE WORLD. This is... how he is. You know that.

It's not your fault.

Oh my GOD, this idiot is going to get himself KILLED and Mom and Ofelia are going to be SO UPSET.

ESSIE where ARE you????? Are you safe????

I'm in my cabin and I'm not going outside and Etta has been helping me practice stunning. I'M STAYING INSIDE I'M NOT DUMB.

Okay. OKAY. ~~I am going to kiss Etta~~ Keep DOING THAT.

UGH why can't Diego be biologically related to us, then maybe he'd ACTUALLY HAVE A BRAIN.

Mr. Calderon-Boot is here now, but I haven't seen Diego yet.

Oh, GOOD. Finally SOMEONE is taking control of this situation.

~~He's not answering me~~ Do you see any of his ROOMMATES????? HONEYCHURCH??? KRAMER????

He's pulling everyone out of the cabins for headcounts so I am NOT in my cabin anymore, but it's okay.

He said he was GOING WITH LEVI but Cecil is here. I'll ask if he's heard anything from Diego.

Diego left a message for Cecil but he STILL ISN'T BACK.

I told Mr. Calderon-Boot he's missing because he's still missing and what if the reason no one has heard from him is because he's

ESSIE.

Essie, it's going to be OKAY. This is just a PRANK and whoever did this is going to get EXPELLED and Diego is probably just RUNNING AROUND with his STUPID friends forgetting to check his journal and in like an hour we can both just YELL AT HIM about what an IDIOT he is.

MINA.

I know everyone keeps trying to say it's a PRANK and NOT A BIG DEAL. But SOMEONE is out there whether it's a PERSON or a GHOST and now Diego is MISSING and IT IS A BIG DEAL.

He's not MISSING, he's just not ANSWERING HIS JOURNAL. Which isn't WEIRD because Diego is a huge SPACE CASE even at the BEST of times so it's ~~probably~~ DEFINITELY nothing!!!!

He's going to show up. You KNOW he is. He'll have that BIG DUMB LOOK on his face like OH NO I TOTALLY MESSED UP AND DIDN'T REALIZE IT AT ALL BUT I'M SOOOOO SORRY and you're going to HUG him and he's going to CRY and it's going to be so embarrassing because THAT'S WHAT DIEGO DOES.

He's an IDIOT but he's not A BIG ENOUGH IDIOT TO MAKE YOU SAD. He would NEVER do anything to make you sad ~~like get himself ki~~.

I told him not to go and he did. So you're wrong.

~~DIEGO why the FUCK~~

He'll be okay. He HAS to be okay.

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