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[gonnabefamous]

I have Can't Help Falling In Love stuck in my head, but it seems way more literal now. Do you reckon Elvis Presley ever got amortentia whammied?

Also, I would pretty much sell my soul for biscuits and sausage gravy. Do you think if I asked real sweet the house elves would do breakfast for dinner tomorrow? How far ahead to you think they got to plan to feed a whole school?

[Iliya]

Are you MAD at me?

[Casper]

YOU HAVE A HIC Are you okay? It's really Please don't kill Casey, I like you both, so I'd be real upset if he was dead and you went to prison

[Ebonhide Senior Boys]

Hey, guys! How's everyone feeling? That was pretty crazy. We should do something fun this weekend to wind down and recover. Does anyone have any fun ideas?

[Kenzie]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

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[casperkim]

And I'm still not in the mood. Just fucking drop it.

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[iliya]

If Casper is not, then I will not either. [...] I have cello practice.

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[destructobot]

Dude.

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[ulixes]

Well, I'm disappointed. If they're gonna make bullshit excuses, I expect them to put a little effort in.

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[gonnabefamous]

Right, you can always fake an illness, at least. Come up with something plausible but hard to prove.

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[ulixes]

Guess you've only got to practice the cello if Uncle Kim's in some kind of mood. I'm learning all sorts of things about music from you guys.

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[iliya]

I was trying to be kind

I do not want to be there. I will not be there.

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[ulixes]

Uh huh. Well, I believe you on that first half. Still working on the second.

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[iliya]

I will not have any trouble staying away from a loud, crowded cabin.

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[ulixes]

We'll whisper.

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[gonnabefamous]

FINE.

I'm going to go have a sleepover with the Az senior girls for the weekend then, okay?

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[casperkim]

[...] You know I can't let you do that.

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[gonnabefamous]

What, why?

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[casperkim]

Because it's against the rules, Carney. And because Prince isn't responsible for you. I am.

If you don't want to be in the cabin most of the day, that's fine. I probably won't be either. But I need you to be there from 10PM to 6AM.

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[ulixes]

Aw, c'mon. What kind of trouble do you think he's gonna get up to over there, anyhow? Kenzie'll keep a firm hand.

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[casperkim]

That's not the point, Quayle.

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[ulixes]

Not yours, maybe. My point is you can trust her to look after every hair on Carney's oversized head. He's couldn't give her the slip even if he wanted to, and you know as well as I do that he doesn't. What's the harm?

Now, if it's just that you're getting separation anxiety, all you've gotta do is say so.

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[gonnabefamous]

I do NOT have an oversized head!

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[casperkim]

I don't have separation anxi I have a responsibility. How capable or incapable Prince is doesn't matter.

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[gonnabefamous]

I'm real well behaved for baby sitters, anyway.

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[ulixes]

I've never seen your hand in the cookie jar. Not even once.

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[gonnabefamous]

What's the difference? Kenzie's responsible, resourceful, brave, and all the other things you could look for in an alternate babysitter for us. I'd be sleeping with Riley, we do it all the time outside of school. Not like I'm going to get her pregnant, for obvious reasons. The only time she touches my dixie doodle dandy is when she kicks me in the middle of the night, and I can live with that. But Kenzie could kick me to the floor, that's fine too.

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[casperkim]

I just told you what the difference is.

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[gonnabefamous]

Sure, but you let us break some rules at your discretion. I've got pineapple vodka in the floor right now.

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[casperkim]

[...] That's different.