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I have Can't Help Falling In Love stuck in my head, but it seems way more literal now. Do you reckon Elvis Presley ever got amortentia whammied?

Also, I would pretty much sell my soul for biscuits and sausage gravy. Do you think if I asked real sweet the house elves would do breakfast for dinner tomorrow? How far ahead to you think they got to plan to feed a whole school?

[Iliya]

~~Are you MAD at me?~~

[Casper]

~~YOU HAVE A HIC~~ ~~Are you okay?~~ ~~It's really~~ ~~Please don't kill Casey, I like you both, so I'd be real upset if he was dead and you went to prison~~

[Ebonhide Senior Boys]

Hey, guys! How's everyone feeling? That was pretty crazy. We should do something fun this weekend to wind down and recover. Does anyone have any fun ideas?

[Kenzie]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

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FINE.

I'm going to go have a sleepover with the Az senior girls ~~for the weekend~~ then, okay?

[...] You know I can't let you do that.

What, why?

Because it's against the rules, Carney. And because Prince isn't responsible for you. I am.

If you don't want to be in the cabin most of the day, that's fine. I probably won't be either. But I need you to be there from 10PM to 6AM.

Aw, c'mon. What kind of trouble do you think he's gonna get up to over there, anyhow? Kenzie'll keep a firm hand.

That's not the point, Quayle.

Not yours, maybe. My point is you can trust her to look after every hair on Carney's oversized head. He's couldn't give her the slip even if he wanted to, and you know as well as I do that he doesn't. What's the harm?

Now, if it's just that you're getting separation anxiety, all you've gotta do is say so.

I do NOT have an oversized head!

It's a compliment! If your head was normal sized, it'd look real funny on your oversized body.

So I have a proportional head then.

Wouldn't go that far. All I'm saying is, she's got a lot of hairs to look after.

Beautiful, silky hairs. It's an honor to look after them, really.

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~~I don't have separation anxi~~ I have a responsibility. How capable or incapable Prince is doesn't matter.

Alright, alright. Guess teamwork can't be everyone's strong suit.

Worry about my teamwork on the pitch, captain.

Oh, you bet I will, #4. To think some folks say Quidditch skills don't translate to real life.

I'm real well behaved for baby sitters, anyway.

I've never seen your hand in the cookie jar. Not even once.

What's the difference? Kenzie's responsible, resourceful, brave, and all the other things you could look for in an alternate babysitter for us. I'd be sleeping with Riley, we do it all the time outside of school. Not like I'm going to get her pregnant, for obvious reasons. The only time she touches my dixie doodle dandy is when she kicks me in the middle of the night, and I can live with that. But Kenzie could kick me to the floor, that's fine too.

I just told you what the difference is.

Sure, but you let us break some rules at your discretion. I've got pineapple vodka in the floor right now.

[...] That's different.

Why? Just cause you say so?

No. Because when you drink that shit you drink it here.

So we can do whatever we want so long as we're in your line of sight?