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[novelling]

WARDED TO THE NEWSPAPER STAFF:

Casey, this is unpublishable.

WARDED TO JADE, LATER:

Why do I suffer idiots?

Comments

Guthrie Gazetteers

[stclair]

I can't wait to illustrate this one.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[novelling]

If you managed to do it tastefully, I'd be very impressed with you.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[stclair]

What's his column called????? I have a lot of artistic photographs of CHEERLEADERS saved up!!!!

Guthrie Gazetteers

[evercreep]

I already know what this photo is without seeing it, and I think it's a bad idea.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[novelling]

I'd love to get at least one issue out without anyone being suspended.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[evercreep]

Are you going to share? Or will you leave us dying of curiosity?

Guthrie Gazetteers

[novelling]

It'll never see the light of day again, if I can help. I just wanted to discuss some publication standards with everybody. Namely, proper English grammar.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[evercreep]

A shame. About not being able to read his advice, that is. Not the bit about grammar.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[novelling]

You can read it if you'll edit it for me.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[evercreep]

I don't know if I could [...] do it justice.

[sunsoutgunsout]

lmao

Guthrie Gazetteers

[novelling]

Fix it or I will.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[sunsoutgunsout]

you're fuckin serious???

Guthrie Gazetteers

[novelling]

If you want to share your unintelligible screed, you can do it on the journals. This is a newspaper.

Guthrie Gazetteers

[sunsoutgunsout]

wtf is screed
stfu
why

Guthrie Gazetters

[lilwitchhazel]

SHOCKER That stinks, don't want to have an incomplete paper!

Guthrie Gazetters

[novelling]

Or to run London's gossip column I'm sure we can come up with something.

Guthrie Gazetters

[lilwitchhazel]

I mean, I'm definitely willing to take one for the team and write more than half a page.

Guthrie Gazetters

[novelling]

Let's see what we can make of Casey's column and then we'll talk.

Guthrie Gazetters

[lilwitchhazel]

Gooood luck Aye aye [...] captain, I guess.

Ari/Jade

[odder]

Because around here, if you throw a rock, you hit one. (Throw more rocks, anyway, maybe.)
Who's being an idiot now?

Ari/Jade

[novelling]

I can't even lock myself in my cabin to avoid them.

We're meant to put the first issue of the newspaper out on Friday but Casey's being difficult about his advice column. Apparently my correcting his spelling counts as censorship.

Ari/Jade

[odder]

Because how could he be just wrong.

Publish everything with his bad spelling and a disclaimer that the artist didn't allow you to modify his original work? Then it'll just be him who looks foolish.

Ari/Jade

[novelling]

I would, but it's my first issue. I want to make a good impression.

Ari/Jade

[odder]

It will. Did he let you correct it, while complaining, in the end?