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[destructobot]

[scribbly; there are some wet patches, as though Wilde wrote this with soil on his hands]

Hey --

There's a bowtruckle in the Gardening Club patch.

It was freaking the fuck out and Hightower and I had to calm it down, so--
Be nice to it, use low voices.
Say hello and introduce yourself, since it looks like it's going to stay.
Fucking rad.

We called it Spore.

Comments

[ashworthless]

Now I feel like an asshole, and also like I need to lovingly chisel "don't touch me, I'm not a plant" into a metal plaque on the cabin floor all night.

[bitterlysweet]

Good idea, gotta stop you dangerous vegans and vegetarians from accidentally eating your new mascot.

[ashworthless]

Tragic mistakes have happened during our grazing hour. We don't speak of it.

[bitterlysweet]

The Hunger is insatiable.

[ashworthless]

It's destroyed so much.

[bitterlysweet]

You're a dangerous man, Ira. I like it - oh fuck is that flirting

[ashworthless]

Thank you.

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah sure anytime.

[heathclifflacey]

Damn, dude. I was thinking wood and paint.

[ashworthless]

Then you questioned my integrity.

[heathclifflacey]

Lovingly chiseling metal, it is!