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[quickbuck]

everybody stop doing divination. only bad things ever happen

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[quickbuck]

a bunch of freshmen asked me if i have a bald spot





which i DON'T

[jumpcut]

Are you positive? My uncle said he didn't have a bald spot for five years until my aunt finally got a camcorder and showed it to him!

[nothalfplaid]

I'd definitely tell him if he did.

[quickbuck]

i have a lot of honest women in my life.

[meerigold]

You definitely don't or I could see it from way up here.

[quickbuck]

thanks charlotte

[meerigold]

That's a stupid rumor anyway. All you'd have to do is take your hat off.

[quickbuck]

i take it off a lot!

[meerigold]

I know! And I told them that you don't wear it all the time, but I guess you're too tall for them to see the top of your head.

[quickbuck]

that makes sense.

[meerigold]

Whoever started that rumor was probably just insecure about their own premature hair loss. Just lose the hat for a day and don't worry about it. Chin up! So they can see the top of your head better.

[quickbuck]

or i could sit more