gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

i'm really just the only boy that's LEFT.

Makes sense, boys are way expendable and totally inferior to lunchables

there were too many of us to feed already. we were just being thoughtful. and getting one of those 'make your own pizza' lunchables as a bonus.

That's exactly what I sold my brother for. Plus a Capri Sun.

Guess you're the best of the bunch!!! Your other brothers named after cartoon animals too? Did you get rid of Scar Lacroix???

oh, it was totally the one with the drink inside. and a peanut butter cup.

nah, me and ariel got to name that one since the other two did a horrible job on us. his name was boba fett lacroix.

Woaaaah I totally got screwed then!! I had to get a free floating Capri Sun and NO chocolate. :(

Poor Boba Fett Lacroix. I wonder what he would have grown up to be like. Maybe he was happy, though, since you traded him into a lunchables-filled home.

i'm sorry. next time, you need to negotiate harder. accept no substitutes.

we were really only thinking of him. we figured that the lunchables people would do well by him. i mean, he probably got his own bedroom and everything.

I gotta get myself another brother then since I'm deeeeeefinitely all out of tradable ones :( Ty's worth more than a lunchable.

His own bedroom, covered in Star Trek memorabilia.

that's fair. i'm probably next on the lunchables trade block.

wars. boba fett's star wars. though, i guess you might be sick of star wars if you were named after boba fett?

We'll miss you when you're gone, but at the very least you're worth, like, FIVE lunchables.

You guys boxed him into Wars, he'd always been a Khan at heart.

aw, that's nice. everybody will get their own lunchable. that'll be worth it.

that's fair. we really should've taken that into account in the first place. just putting a general apology out into the universe for that one, i guess.

You're so giving Bash!!! I'll find a nice family to trade you to; I'll be, like, the broker for your sisters. I won't even take a big cut of the spoils.

You should be ashamed of yourselves. But I'm going to pretend that Boba Fett Lacroix is now living out his life as Khan Lunchables.

nah, there'll be one for you too. i've only got four sisters. it's like a finders fee or whatever.

khan lunchables is an awesome name. i'm really happy for him.