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[threatens]

1. I went to see Vector and it wasn't to fuckin confess so just fuck off with that talk!

2. I'm still captain of Coppertale. That's right, assholes, you still have no chance at the Quidditch Cup.

3. In case this pranking jackass happens to be a moron who can't read: you better cut this shit out now because if I catch you I fuckin promise I'll show you how that goddamn knife of yours oughta be handled.

[Ro]

Vector said the same fuckin thing as Reid. "You should make sure to always have an alibi" and she gave me that fuckin look over her glasses like maybe I'm bullshitting her. The only goddamn bullshit here is how I'm not fuckin doing it and even she won't believe me!

[Clementine]

[...] Yo. Got something important to ask you.

Who do you think's gonna win the game this weekend?

[Senior Coppertales]

Which of you gives even the slightest fuck about pumpkins?

Comments

[godzillabutworse]

Hey if you get ARRESTED are we still gonna have to do doubles while you're in JAIL??

[threatens]

Who the hell says I'm gonna be arrested? Lewis, if you hear someone saying I'm gonna be arrested, you fuckin punch them in the jaw so they stop fuckin saying shit.

[godzillabutworse]

O M G!! YOU GOT IT CAP!!

[casperkim]

Don't punch anyone, Lewis. You'll just get yourself and Sy into trouble.

Senior coppertales

[datasstho]

I'm partial to pumpkins

Senior Coppertales

[threatens]

Awesome. Carve something tonight and we'll call it a team pumpkin.

Re: Senior coppertales

[thecourtier]

Yup.

Senior coppertales

[phin]

I'm partial to sculpture. Never worked with pumpkin for a medium, though.

Senior Coppertales

[threatens]

Well head's up, this school takes its pumpkin carving way too goddamn seriously. Like, all school events are kinda way too serious.

Senior Coppertales

[phin]

So long as we win, then.

Senior Coppertales

[uponawire]

I've got nothing against pumpkins?

Senior Coppertales

[threatens]

This is dumb. I'm not an artist.

You know, ignoring the fact that I'm in art class.

Stokers

[browbeats]

I told Reid I'd figure something out but I don't know what to I can't protect you 24 hours a day if

The offer to break your ankles is still on the table.

Stokers

[threatens]

I've got a game in two weeks, Ro. Otherwise yeah I'd totally fuckin let you take a sledgehammer to my legs, fuck it. What the hell even matters anymore if I get kicked out

Stokers

[browbeats]

How much do you really need ankles to fly?

[...] Got any great ideas on how you're going to have an alibi literally all the time? Tie yourself you Reid? Pal around with Casey and the glitter committee?

[ulixes]

PR problems?

[threatens]

If beating Ebonhide at Quidditch is a PR problem, then yeah, I'm fuckin problematic.

[ulixes]

[...] Alright, well, I'm just speculating here, but I don't think anyone's pinning you for violent on account of last weeks' performance on this pitch.

Sy/Clem

[neattrick]

Azurcrest. Ribbonfin's too green.

Sy/Clem

[threatens]

But we know how Davenport is as a captain. She did alright leading them last year. Or was it just because her damn Chasers knew how to run circles about everyone?

Sy/Clem

[neattrick]

She's a good captain and a good keeper but Castillo and Key have been playing together for a year already. Her babychasers could be the best in the world, but they've still only had a month to figure out a rhythm.

[...] Maybe if her new seeker is good, Azurcrest's in trouble.

Coppertale

[thecourtier]

It'd be a dumb as hell thing to do to try and frame you, for many reasons, but I feel like that's not likely to stop everyone around here.

Coppertale

[threatens]

Yeah, tell me something I don't already goddamn know. They obviously don't care about rules if they're pulling this shit, so I'm just gonna keep reminding everyone to be afraid of me pummeling them.

Re: Coppertale

[thecourtier]

You got a point there. No point reminding people about the rules if they're that bent on breaking 'em.

...that's assuming this isn't some weird ass ghost/supernatural stunt crap being pulled.

Sr. Foxes

[sunsoutgunsout]

is it somebody dressed up like a sexy pumpkin