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[novelling]

Just because our names are signed to everything we write doesn't mean we can't have our usual fun, does it? I certainly never say anything on the Anonymous Post that would mortify me if my identity were found out.

Love advice seems like a common topic. Does anyone want me to read their cards for them? I might not be in divination any more, but I'm rather good. I'll find you your true love (or maybe just a date to the dance).

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[sunsoutgunsout]

s u p

[added a few minutes later:]
that means fuckin hit me [...] w/ a readin [...] thx

[novelling]

In your future I see the Nine of Cups, which means you'll get everything you want even if you shouldn't necessarily have it. You'll be the cat who got the cream. Or whatever other pleasures you might enjoy.

[humansunshine]

Yes! Do mine please!

[novelling]

For you I drew the Ace of Cups, a very good sign for romance indeed. Head into any romantic ventures headlong and you'll be guaranteed success. Who should you be on the lookout for? The Daughter of Wands suggests your true love might be someone you find to be particularly creative or courageous.

[riledup]

am I gonna find my true love in a mud puddle I need to know

[novelling]

If you're very determined to, you will, according to the fates. The Nine of Wands advises us to persevere in the face of adversity. How many mud puddles have you checked so far?

[notgonagall]

Go on, then. Advise me, unanonymously.

[novelling]

For you, Violet, I've drawn the Seven of Swords. Usually in a romantic reading this would be an ill omen, since it usually identifies lone wolves when divining for a specific person. My Seven of Swords has a fox on it, though. Any Coppertales you've got an eye on?

[evercreep]

Go ahead then. I wonder how much I'll regret this.

[novelling]

For you, I've drawn the Tower. If you were seeing somebody right now, I'd predict a messy break-up. But as it were I think it more likely represents a sudden realization. Shall I ask the cards what that revelation might be about?

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] I'm curious. Would you do mine? Not that I believe in

[novelling]

Do you think of the object of your affections as The Sun? Self-assured, brilliant, brimming with enthusiasm? If you do, the card that advises you is the Five of Wands, which means you might have some competition for their attentions. But if you want something, you should go and take it.

[odder]

Me. Do any of the cards feature just a black hole where romance isn’t? Alternately, demons.

[novelling]

There are a couple rather grotesque ones in here. Remind me to show you my nine of swords some time.

But today I've drawn for you the Ten of Wands [...] The Chariot, which advises us to have faith in ourselves, focus on our goals, and ultimately succeed. Your victory might only come with hard work, but it will come.

[phin]

I'm ready. Impart to me my destiny.

[novelling]

The Emperor isn't the most romantic card in the deck, but it does represent authority and leadership. Do either of our head students appeal to you?

[godzillabutworse]

Can you do a reading for my OWL?? She seems LONELY.

[novelling]

For your owl?

[longcons]

Chicanery is profitable. You should charge.

[novelling]

I do this out of the goodness of my heart.

[heathclifflacey]

Div class just isn't the same without YOU, Ari.

[...] Sure. Hit me.

[novelling]

At least you have Paige, now.

Six of Pentacles. A particularly unhelpful card, since it falls in a place of halfways. It can mean you have or you lack. I'd say in this case it means you're uncertain of your own position in your relationship, or else you're approaching a precipice.

[bitterlysweet]

Read me, I'm an open book.

[novelling]

Three of Wands. It's a card that heralds exploration and new adventures. I'd say it's a fortuitous time for you to make a bold move.

[websterknox]

Okay, I want to know.

[novelling]

The Son of Swords offers you advice: cut straight to the point. If you let others know where you stand, you won't run the risk of being misunderstood or left by the wayside.

[opencarefully]

This seems fun. What does mine say?

[novelling]

The Seven of Pentacles suggests you might be standing at a crossroads. What lies down each path? The safe path leads to Justice, which isn't at all as melodramatic as it might sound - it's a card of responsibility and understanding the cause of your actions. The risky path leads us to the Daughter of Pentacles, a sign of prosperity. I'd say this means if you keep on as you are, you'll come to regret it, and have only yourself to blame. Go down the risky path.

[legatorum]

I'd say it's pretty smart to follow that strategy. You never know what's going to happen around here - Anon post included, I reckon.