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[neattrick]

CAMERON CARNEY can veronica and i PLEASE try to BENCH PRESS YOU in the name of shaming casey patterson

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[sunsoutgunsout]

ffs i didn't even say he weighed that much
+ two tiny ppl together doesnt prove tiny ppl are stronger than normal ppl

[neattrick]

What if we bench press YOU

[sunsoutgunsout]

you said one tiny person is stronger than a bigger n older one
usin 2's cheatin

[cheerpowers]

It's not cheating! He's so tall there's no way one person would be able to get a good grip on their own. Strategy!

[casperkim]

So I'll be running by myself tomorrow, then?

[sunsoutgunsout]

she's not gonna die
unless it's from shame
bc she lost the argument
which she will
[...] so yeah

[casperkim]

I don't think she's going to die, Patterson.

And I don't care about whatever bet you two've got going.

[sunsoutgunsout]

shit yeah a betd be sick

[neattrick]

if i die i'll send someone in my stead to keep you company

[casperkim]

Like who?

[theniceboy]

I can keep you company if Clem dies.

It is completely acceptable if you find the urge to grieve her passing

[casperkim]

She's not going to die, Webb.

[theniceboy]

In the event that she does, it is imperative that you know that you are not alone

[casperkim]

Give it a rest.

[theniceboy]

Okay.

[neattrick]

good team spirit solo

[theniceboy]

You will be mourned greatly in the event of this bet going south, Captain.

[neattrick]

thanks but i'm not dead yet so don't divvy up my possessions too fast

[theniceboy]

I was not aware that we have rights to your possessions in the event of your untimely death.

[ulixes]

Well.

[theniceboy]

I can't read context into one word, Ulysses

I thought it would be less condescending to refer to you both as captain instead of divying the word up.

[...]

Unless your Well refers to Clem being mourned.

[ulixes]

Bless your heart. Frankly, I'm touched you think I can be that petty, but I reckon calling us "half-Captain" might just be a little more trouble than it's worth. No, I was taking umbrage to that second bit. I mean, don't get me wrong now, I'm sure somebody will cry when she's gone. Just not "greatly."

[...] That was a jo You know I'm Of course you do

Clem

[casperkim]

For fuck's sake. Don't encourage him.

Clem/Casper

[neattrick]

I know you're not big on the touchy-feely stuff. Me either. And I don't really get Solo's whole thing but saying how he feels is important to him. We don't do a very good job of communicating our moods as a group and I can tell it stresses him out. Quayle and I agreed to switch up the chaser formation next game and put Solo on point so I need him feeling good morale-wise.

Clem/Casper

[casperkim]

Yeah? Well it fucking stresses me out when he

Fine.

[neattrick]

probably sy if i'm being honest but maybe my little brother

[threatens]

I'd run with him for you. You don't really want to subject a baby to Casper's temper.

[casperkim]

Such a saint.

[threatens]

Dude, have you met you? You'd definitely make the baby cry.

[casperkim]

[...] You may have a point.

[cheerpowers]

YES CAM PLEASE

I have glitter for you!!

[neattrick]

"i have glitter for you" sounds a lil like a threat coming from you

[cheerpowers]

Hey! [...]

Ok, you're not wrong. But I'd never threaten Cammy!

[tues]

You could benchpress him Alone.

With So many Reps

[neattrick]

he does have a willowy build

[gonnabefamous]

SURE you can! I don't weight that much, though.

[cheerpowers]

No, but you are much taller than us! This counts.

[gonnabefamous]

Okay! I'm willing!

[neattrick]

OKAY fine can I try it on my own and Veronica will be my spotter

[cheerpowers]

You sure are calling me Veronica a lot. Am I in trouble? ;P

[gonnabefamous]

Hey whatever you guys have to do. I'm not real sure what's going on, but that's alright.