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[neattrick]

WARDED TO EBONHIDE QUIDDITCH

hey guys, i know i DON'T have to tell you this because we're all VERY Sportsmanly, but we're going to have to run a clean game against Ribbonfin or they'll rack up penalty shots on us

WARDED TO SOLO, ULYSSES & ARCHIE

SUPER SECRET CHASER MEETING THIS FRIDAY 4PM

WARDED TO TUESDAY NORTH

Hey kiddo. You take notes during the game?

WARDED TO ULYSSES QUAYLE

what'd you tell vector about sy

WARDED TO EBONHIDE SENIOR GIRLS

how mad would guys be at me if i skipped the halloween dance

LATER: WARDED TO SY

i know you've got stuff going on but i want to punch a tree and i need advice so you should come take a walk with me

Comments

Ebonquid

[casperkim]

[...] You’re both assholes.

But you don’t have to worry about me.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

assholes who are captaining responsibly

Ebonquid

[casperkim]

Only when you have to, apparently.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

i mean... technically only when it's to our tactical advantage

but that sounds worse so i'll take what you said

Ebonquid

[destructobot]

I think it sounds better. Like you know exactly what you're doing.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

i think it sounds kind of conniving but maybe we are

Ebonquid

[destructobot]

Time to embrace our strengths.

Ebonquid

[casperkim]

I wonder if playing for captains I can't respect will impact my performance.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

[...] Cool. Good talk, team.

Clem & Ulysses

[casperkim]

What do you expect me to say, Decourt? Play the game or don't. That includes the rules. Tacitly telling a bunch of new players it's fine to disregard them is bullshit. Leo never ran the team that way.

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

Well, that's You don't mean tha I [...] I [...] Casper, c'mon

Well, this is a good time to remind our newer players that if they've got a problem with how things are being run, they're more than welcome to come talk to Clementine or myself in private.

Ebonquid

[destructobot]

Are you fucking serious?

Wilde/Clem

[neattrick]

Ulysses is going to take care of it.

Wilde

[casperkim]

You know I am.

Wilde

[ulixes]

[...] You're good with Rose.

Ebonquid

[tues]

What.

Ebonquid

[cherubic]

I thought you were friends with one another.

Casper

[byebyebirdies]

You DON'T respect them???

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

Co-assholes.

Ebonquid

[casperkim]

Congratulations.

Ebonquid

[ulixes]

Thank you kindly.

[...] You know, you're a veteran player, same as me and Decourt. If you've got tactical opinions on this next game, I'd love to hear them.

Ulysses

[neattrick]

Is he grumpier than usual or is it just me

Ulysses & Clem

[ulixes]

[...] Look, he's got [...] stuff going on. It's personal. You know how it is.

Ulysses & Clem

[neattrick]

i'm getting really fucking close to not caring about his personal stuff. he can't talk to us like that in front of the rest of the team.

Ulysses & Clem

[ulixes]

Oh, shut up, it's He's It's a free country, he can He doesn't mean [...] You're r

Just [...] distract the sophomores. I'll talk to him. It won't happen again.