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[nothalfplaid]

I look like I've been in a knife fight.

But my new best friend's name is Falkor.

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[nothalfplaid]

Yep.

I shouldn't have bothered with the bandaids, right? I knew "covered in blood" was more my look.

[bubblewrapped]

Yeah. I'd say you're ready for Halloween. But this might've been more of an all purpose makeover.

[nothalfplaid]

I can yank the bandaids off and pick the scabs for the dance. Very authentic.

[bubblewrapped]

I guarantee no one else is going to the dance as animal maiming victim. You'll really stand out.

[nothalfplaid]

"Animal maiming victim" seems vague. I need a better story.

[bubblewrapped]

How about [...] Underground Magical Critter Fight Club Combatant/Champion?

[nothalfplaid]

Is revenge involved?

[bubblewrapped]

Yeah, someone put you in the ring and now that you're out, you're going to settle the score the only way you know how.

[nothalfplaid]

Was I a feral child? I didn't learn to love again or anything stupid like that right?

[bubblewrapped]

I was thinking more thrust into it because of mounting debts to the mob, but feral child is good, too. Of course you didn't learn how to love. This is about vengeance. You're basically going on a rampage.

[nothalfplaid]

Maybe I had a parent with debts, so they took me to pay them, and I was raised amongst animals. I like the idea of a rampage.

[bubblewrapped]

I like it. This way, at the end of your quest for blood, you get to pass judgment on the irresponsible parents who gave you up to begin with.

[nothalfplaid]

I'm into it. I think this could be a franchise.

[bubblewrapped]

By the third one you'll have a chainsaw arm. Eminently costumable.

[nothalfplaid]

Groovy.