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[nothalfplaid]

I look like I've been in a knife fight.

But my new best friend's name is Falkor.

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[soundscaped]

The kids at this school have the weirdest names.

[nothalfplaid]

Occamie.

But I'd buy a freshman named Falkor.

[soundscaped]

What the fuck's an occ I mean, it's not the worst choice. Could be Rock Biter.

[bubblewrapped]

Falkor help you out with your new rough and tumble look?

[nothalfplaid]

Yep.

I shouldn't have bothered with the bandaids, right? I knew "covered in blood" was more my look.

[bubblewrapped]

Yeah. I'd say you're ready for Halloween. But this might've been more of an all purpose makeover.

[heathclifflacey]

NAH. You'd kick ass in a knife fight.

[...] You and FALKOR okay?

[nothalfplaid]

I'm honored. Wouldn't be my first choice of fight type, though.

Well, Falkor's chipper as fuck. He shows his love a little rough, though.

[heathclifflacey]

Oh yeah? What's your FIRST choice?

Damn, Falkor. Take it down a notch.

[lilwitchhazel]

You gonna wear your wounds like a true fake knife fight champion or get 'em healed up?

[nothalfplaid]

Look like a badass or go hang out with dad for a while?

I think I'll keep the bites.

[lilwitchhazel]

But your dad's the (second) beeeeeest.

You do pull off the roughed up look pretty well, though.

[professionalcorpse]

clearly he was just trying to help you step up your aesthetic game.

[nothalfplaid]

He's a sweet baby and I appreciate his well intentioned help.

[professionalcorpse]

i mean, who DOESN'T express their affection through casual violence?

[longcons]

You two were made for each other.

[neattrick]

those birdsnakes are real assholes

[nothalfplaid]

I can identify.

[bitterlysweet]

Here's hoping you get some cool scars.

[nothalfplaid]

Nothing more badass than scars. Maybe I'll get a prominent facial scar at some point.

[meerigold]

You look 400% more badass. I wish I had stayed in Magizoology. Falkor's WAY better than a stupid squonk.

[nothalfplaid]

Thanks. You should have, now you've lost badass points.

[ashworthless]

Are you adopting him?
You should.

[bitterlysweet]

I wanna be the godfather.

[nothalfplaid]

Think if I do well on the project they'll let me?