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I look like I've been in a knife fight.

But my new best friend's name is Falkor.

I wanna be the godfather.

No, I do.

So are we gonna fight or co-godparent???

Depends. Can I be the fun Occamy godparent sometimes, so he doesn't resent me in his adult days?

Yeah I won't make you always be the disciplinarian. That shit needs to be balanced if we're gonna be good godhusbands.

Hey, I agreed to godparenting, not godmarriage. Split godcustody might be cleaner.

Aw come on I'm totally godmarriage material. You're MISSING OUT. But fine, split godcustody. I'm gonna godmarry someone who appreciates me.

I'm still coming to your godwedding. Don't spoil the godsnake too much at your house.

Just don't be driven mad with godjealousy when I godkiss someone else.

By god, I'll try.

Yeah you'll manage.

Don't use my baby to propose.

Can you believe he turned me down???

You deserve someone who wouldn't hesitate to accept your godproposal.

I'm just gonna have to keep looking for love. One of these days I won't strike out.

Just keep lowering your standards. It'll work eventually.

Haha ~~actually I've decided to start falling for people who'd never think about m~~ anyone who's desperate and reading this, hit me up.

Spencer, that is a terrible want ad. You have to sell yourself.

bitterlysweet - 2017-10-26 16:42 (UTC) - Expand

nothalfplaid - 2017-10-26 22:00 (UTC) - Expand

I’m sparing you years of godtherapy at the least, you’ll see the good in it someday.

Edited (My continued apologies ) 2017-10-26 16:15 (UTC)

Sensible.

Well no one’s accused me of that before

Maybe you're growing up?

ashworthless - 2017-10-26 16:36 (UTC) - Expand

nothalfplaid - 2017-10-26 22:01 (UTC) - Expand

The one that godgot away.

The god that god away is a little ego friendly, yeah.

You're already full of yourself as is.

ashworthless - 2017-10-26 16:41 (UTC) - Expand