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[aftokaiafto]

[Failed ward to Ennis]

Hey Ennis.

Did your date show or did you end up going...

stag?

Comments

[evercreep]

The seniors are a bit violent.

[aftokaiafto]

We're not going to let this be us, right?

[evercreep]

Who can say what the rigours of another year will do to us, but I don't think this is a new thing for them.

[aftokaiafto]

♥ Honeybear ♥ That's ♥ Not ♥ Encouraging ♥

[evercreep]

You'll have to get your pep talks elsewhere.

[aftokaiafto]

Unfortunately, I canceled my subscription to Pep Talks Weekly when I got my bed assignment. You just gave off this glow of cheery wisdom that couldn't be imitated.

[evercreep]

Prepare yourself, because it's all downhill from here.

[aftokaiafto]

You're just so soothing. Like that no-maj artist guy. Bob Ross.

[evercreep]

I have absolutely no idea who that is.

[aftokaiafto]

Umm...he sounds...like that guy. The weather guy on the Wizarding Wireless Network News. The one who makes natural disasters sound like lullabies.

[evercreep]

I see. And he's an artist? What sort?

[aftokaiafto]

He paints. Happy little clouds.

[pintsizedsass]

You can try Sour Patch Pep Talks.

[...] I can't guarantee their success, though.

[aftokaiafto]

I would be honored, Sour Patch.

[sovain]

Only when needed.

[casperkim]

Give it a rest, Delgado.

[sovain]

After you

[casperkim]

For fuck's sake. This is the first thing I've s

I'm not making threats. Harper's already clarified the matter for you. So let this go.

[cant_even]

[evercreep]

Oh, of course. Assaulting people over perceived slights is incredibly necessary. Go ask Stoker how that one worked out for him.

[sovain]

I haven't assaulted anyone yet

[evercreep]

Then stop talking like you plan on it, and don't threaten my friends.

[sovain]

Your friend is safe because Ennis said it was ok you can calm your tits now

[evercreep]

With all due respect, I think I'll stay angry.

Suspiciously weather-themed socks begin to find their way into Calvin's bed

[aftokaiafto]

I personally think you could use some happy little clouds in your life, honeybear.

There are so many socks in his life now.

[evercreep]

[...] I understand the gist of what you're saying. I'm done. There's nothing more worth saying on the topic.

[imnotlistening]

The "yet" is what concerns me.

Although hopefully a cooler head can prevail now that we know there's no issue?

[sovain]

It's all good now.