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[neattrick]

I'm super duper proud of my team and our very first win of this season so I just wanna say some nice things about them.

Wilde and Corrigan worked so hard as our reserve players last year, and they gave it their all even when they didn't get play. Which happened a lot because we're all stubborn assholes that want to stay in even when we get hurt. But they did the hard work and put in the blood sweat and tears last year and now i know i can trust them with anything, including being total badasses and winning

Solomon is one of the nicest and most caring people I've ever known and he takes anything we throw at him in stride. a lot of people would've complained about all the extra work we made him do, but he always shows up to practice with a smile

Tuesday is so hard-working and dedicated that she's always practicing even when she's not practicing. which is quite frankly, kind of insane, because we already make them do so much practice you think they'd be sick of it. never do anything to piss her off. she could chase you down like a cheetah eating a gazelle.

Archie's phenomenal skills in quidpong clearly transfer to the pitch because he's only on month three and he's already scored his very first goal. i didn't know if I was going to be able to find anyone small and awesome enough to replace me next year but he's going to do great. watch out, younger generation.

Casper and I have been on this team since freshman year together so obviously we've been through a lot. he's as dependable as they come. but also I feel like he's probably not super into this whole exercise so I'll leave it at that.

Ulysses [.........] is super selfless and would never do anything that benefited him over the team. and he's doing a good job as captain. which is kind of a freebie because we're obviously kicking ass but look i'm trying to say nice things here so. good job, co-captain.

[...] also veronica powers is beautiful and gorgeous and i adore her forever for cheering me on even when we don't win

WARDED TO EBONQUID

next game's not til february. you know what that means.

OFF-SEASON CONDITIONING HELL!

Captain Quayle's got you until January and I'm probably gonna complain about it the whole time. Just being honest and open. someone think up a fun new drill or i'm gonna die.

WARDED TO SY

is your mom gonna be upset if i don't wear this dress

Comments

[threatens]

Wow.

[Clem]
Wait, what the shit. What dress?

[neattrick]

difficult! but rewarding!

[Sy]
oh shit dude. your mom sent me a dress in the mail and if i'm being real with you i hate it

[threatens]

If anyone in Coppertale's wondering, I'm not fuckin doing this.

[Clem]
It's been like four fuckin days since I owled her. Did she already have a dress ready for you?

[...] Shit, she might've. Does it even fit? I didn't tell her you're like four feet tall.

[ulixes]

[ .......... ] Are you high? [ ... ] You know what, I don't even what to know. You're right. We're the best, end of story.

EBONQUID:
I threw up on the pitch once and now you can too.

[neattrick]

high on life and winning!

EBONQUID:
HAHAHA I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[ulixes]

It's a powerful thing.

EBONQUID:
I reckon the trauma of it all made me the man I am today.

[heyitsnia]

Impressive! Both the list and your team's performance, Captain Decourt.

[neattrick]

thanks they're pretty good at sports

[cheerpowers]

AWWWWW. ♥ You're beautiful and gorgeous and the BEST captain! The team looked so good!

[neattrick]

you guys looked awesome too. how hungover were you?

[cheerpowers]

Now, you know that would be giving our secrets away. Since it was impossible to tell! ;)

(Spoiler: were really good at putting on the cheer faces)

[cherubic]

I love being on this team.

You're all very good.

[neattrick]

You did good!

[theniceboy]

Are we going to get compliments every time we win? It's a favorable incentive.

[Ebonquid]

I am personally excited for off season conditioning hell.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

uuuuugh

Re: Ebonquid

[theniceboy]

Conditioning is an integral part of quidditch. It'll be fun.

Ebonquid

[destructobot]

I'm ready to die and be brought back to life as a merciless robot intent on victory.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

oooooh what are those little flying robots nomajs have now called

Re: Ebonquid

[theniceboy]

Drones?

[casperkim]

[...] You know me so well.

[Ebonquid]

Are we a sparkle charm team now?

I'm ready. Do your worst, Quayle.

Ebonquid

[theniceboy]

Deep down, we've probably been a sparkle charm team all along.

Ebonquid

[casperkim]

[...] I don't think so.

Ebonquid

[neattrick]

Only for conditioning hell

[tues]

Oh wow.

[neattrick]

i'm proud of you and you're beautiful