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[novelling]

WARDED TO JADE

I kissed Ruby.

Comments

Jade/Ari

[odder]

I assumed.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

Oh. Why? I'm not I don't usually I thought she might tell people. So I wanted to tell you.

That's all.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

If she's bragging about what happens in grotto party closets, she's even more desperate for attention than I thought.
Unless
Why did you

[...] If she starts spreading rumors, I'll end them.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

You're right. She probably has better things to talk about, anyway. [...] But I know you don't like her. I shouldn't have [...] done that.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

She almost certainly doesn't.

And you can [...] kiss who you want. It's fine.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

I don't want to kiss Ruby.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

All right. You don't have to kiss Ruby.
[...] I'm not angry.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

Okay. Good.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

[...] Has she given you any trouble about it?

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

No, I don't think she's said anything. [...] I haven't heard anything.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

Oh.
That's good.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

Probably. I'm not sure what she wanted from me.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

To kiss you in a closet, presumably.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

I I don't think I think she was trying to intimidate me, actually.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

Which could work, if she was intimidating.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

She is, a litt Or if I scared easily.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

Of course you don't.
Ugh. I knew I should've spilled a drink on her. You can't be stuck up and smell like cheap beer at the same time.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

It's not too late.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

No?

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

You might have to use something besides cheap beer, but we know where she takes her meals.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

Next time there's grape juice.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

Perfect.

[...] I think she told Spencer.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

Of course she did. Like he has room to throw even a pebble.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

I hate him.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

He's nothing. Let's ruin him.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

I don't want to spill grape juice on him.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

What do you want to do?

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

I don't know. Nothing. I

What does he care about?

Jade/Ari

[odder]

Ice skating and eyeliner.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

And that tiny chicken. And people thinking he's cool.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

Well we can't hurt the chicken. Otherwise, it's almost too easy.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

No, it's not the chicken's fault that Spencer owns it. But we don't have to hurt it. I'm sure we could find feathers in the craft supplies and place them suggestively.

Jade/Ari

[odder]

And I know how to make very convincing fake blood.

Jade/Ari

[novelling]

If he buys it for even a second it'd be worth it.